grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr ~ I typed "wiping a wee tear from my eye" and the gods somehow converted that to just "wiping", and that just looks stupid and I can't correct it 'coz NickFun is obsessing about revolution .....
I may need a fainting couch.
Before this thread started I was a very sick man, emotionally, physically, and spiritually.
I am healthy now. I stand tall and I have achieved inner peace.
I thank Dr. Chai for that. I thank her, and, if not for the fact I am strong and healthy, I would cry.
Thank you, Dr. Chai.... thank you for making me whole.
Tico wrote:grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr ~ I typed "wiping a wee tear from my eye" and the gods somehow converted that to just "wiping", and that just looks stupid and I can't correct it 'coz NickFun is obsessing about revolution .....
I may need a fainting couch.
You are wrong. I specifically mentioned in my last post that I would NOT mention anything about revolution. I am misunderstood.
Tico wrote:grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr ~ I typed "wiping a wee tear from my eye" and the gods somehow converted that to just "wiping", and that just looks stupid and I can't correct it 'coz NickFun is obsessing about revolution .....
I may need a fainting couch.
Hey, joefromchicago showed me how to do this last night, Tico. You just have to type in the arrow thingies backwards....
>like this, see? works great!<
Tico wrote:grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr ~ I typed "wiping a wee tear from my eye" and the gods somehow converted that to just "wiping", and that just looks stupid and I can't correct it 'coz NickFun is obsessing about revolution .....
I may need a fainting couch.
Oh sure, we all know what you were really wiping.
As far a having the vapors, a nice brisk high colonic will take care of that (meaning the need for a fainting couch and the excessive wiping).
Chai Tea wrote:I believe you meant to say....
Those who are about to Chai, Salute you.
No...
Those who are all about Chai, Salute you
makemeshiver33 wrote:Dear Dr. Chai...
Its been three long weeks since I have had sex with my husband, how do I tell him I'm in need? Please...anyone's advice...this is driving me nutz!
Men are sometimes intimidated by strong women...try acting like a bubble headed idiot.
What has Dr Chai ignored my orange tree bird-nesting problem? I must assume it has to do with me and my political views. I envision the day when a man is judged on the content of his character and not on the things he does and says.
Doctor Chai, when I am really hungry my stomach begins to growl. Is that peristalsis or is the stomach growling because it wants peristalsis to begin?
Thank you in advance.
NickFun wrote:Dear Dr. Chai. Seeing as how I committed a faux pas in my last post, may I simply ask, how do I keep birds from nesting in my orange tree? This time I will not mention my desire to kill the President and encourage overthrow of the government and revolution.
If you're not going to mention that part, just wrap chicken wire around the trees.
One more question, Dr. Chai. There is a retarded kid in neighborhood, real nice kid, but he is always asking the same question about bird nesting in his orange tree.
I try to move on to other subjects but he is relentless. "Gustav", he says, "I have bird nests in orange tree. I have bird nest in orange tree. What should I do, Gustav? Bird nest in orange tree."
I want to slap the little bastard to get him to shut up, but, like I said, he's a pretty nice kid.
What can I do?
Oh great! I just looked out the window and the little bastard is stealing some of my chicken wire.
What the hell is he up to?
gustavratzenhofer wrote:Doctor Chai, when I am really hungry my stomach begins to growl. Is that peristalsis or is the stomach growling because it wants peristalsis to begin?
Thank you in advance.
Your stomach has whooping cough?
That's one for my journal.....ROLAND!!.......
Eva wrote:>like this, see? works great!<
[or use different brackets, like this] :wink:
NickFun wrote:What has Dr Chai ignored my orange tree bird-nesting problem? I must assume it has to do with me and my political views. I envision the day when a man is judged on the content of his character and not on the things he does and says.
Sorry, Nick. I think it has to do with your avatar. I apologize for that.
Dr. Chai, last night I dreamt my husband was a teenager and had moved into a room painted yellow but there was graffitti on the walls. Then I microwaved a biscuit for him and tossed a few raw chicken legs into a deep fat fryer. Then I woke up.
What does the dream mean? Does it mean I'm going to hell?
gustavratzenhofer wrote:One more question, Dr. Chai. There is a retarded kid in neighborhood, real nice kid, but he is always asking the same question about bird nesting in his orange tree.
I try to move on to other subjects but he is relentless. "Gustav", he says, "I have bird nests in orange tree. I have bird nest in orange tree. What should I do, Gustav? Bird nest in orange tree."
I want to slap the little bastard to get him to shut up, but, like I said, he's a pretty nice kid.
What can I do?
Tell me about it. I'm having the same problem.
jespah wrote:Dr. Chai, last night I dreamt my husband was a teenager and had moved into a room painted yellow but there was graffitti on the walls. Then I microwaved a biscuit for him and tossed a few raw chicken legs into a deep fat fryer. Then I woke up.
What does the dream mean? Does it mean I'm going to hell?
I hope they were those Pillsbury microwavable biscuts..They are actually pretty good.
I need to know, was the graffitti written in blood?
Black magic marker, but some of it was gouged into the wall.
Dr Chai, last night I had a dream about gus. I'm not quite sure what to make of it but I'm afraid to go to sleep tonight. What do you suggest?
