DrewDad wrote:How can I prevent dingleberried cats from re-entering the house?
Ah, but you can let them in!
I have just opened a product line called "Dingleberried Darlin's"
Not just your regular de-dingleberry cream.
This comes with a cat door that works with a remote eye. When the cat enters from outdoors, it senses the berry and sets off a cold laser. The beam cleanly cuts the dingleberry off at the source, with in the trade, is known as "the asshole".
For those with indoor cats, the laser can actually be used without the cat door.
DD - cats live longer happier healthier lives if they live indoors, spayed or neutered.
THAT is a serious statement.
