Mame wrote:These questions are obviously unrelated. Please retype and resubmit your questions on the proper forms in duplicate.
As a professional, I am able to read between the lines.
Cry for help, mother didn't love him, blah blah blah.
CalamityJane wrote:Dear Dr. Chai
Do you think, Walter and Mr. Z of the recent Chrysler commercials
are identical?
I was pondering this just last night.
Walter is way funnier.
jespah wrote:Y'know, you never see them together.
PS Dr. Chai, if someone gets morning wood, but due to Daylight Savings Time it's really the afternoon, how does that affect the price of peas in Poughkeepsie?
The price would sky rocket as the demand would soar.
Everyone knows you can't pea with morning wood.
cyphercat wrote: 
All right, it's time I spoke up here...I know you're doing this for the good of science, Dr., but please go easy on nimh. If I ever make it to Europe, I'd like him to still be in working order.
Don't worry - what doesn't kill you makes you stronger.
I will forever be, as the late Pim Fortuyn put it, "at your service".
I saw that cypher cat....you cannot hide from Dr. Chai
Chai Tea wrote:I saw that cypher cat....you cannot hide from Dr. Chai
Dammit, Dr. Chai, you're too good.
nimh wrote:cyphercat wrote:
All right, it's time I spoke up here...I know you're doing this for the good of science, Dr., but please go easy on nimh. If I ever make it to Europe, I'd like him to still be in working order.
Don't worry - what doesn't kill you makes you stronger.
I will forever be, as the late Pim Fortuyn put it, "at your service".
That's it, I'm booking my flight now.
that's ok cypher, I wasn't quick on the draw because I was helping roland detangle the nipple clip cords. It just keep biting on them.
Dear Dr. Chai...
Its been three long weeks since I have had sex with my husband, how do I tell him I'm in need? Please...anyone's advice...this is driving me nutz!
makemeshiver33 wrote:Its been three long weeks since I have had sex with my husband, how do I tell him I'm in need? Please...anyone's advice...this is driving me nutz!
throw him on the floor, pop a gag-ball in his mouth, tie him down and have your way with him.
it works for slappy on his girls.
well, he uses chloroform.
nimh wrote:
throw him on the floor, pop a gag-ball in his mouth, tie him down and have your way with him.
you had better be glad, you are across the world from me........
[size=7]we think toooo much alike.. Kinda dangerous ya know? [/size]
Chai Tea wrote:Eva wrote:Dear Dr. Chai,
Where can one buy a BallShocker2000?
(signed)
Just Curious in Tulsa
Seems like you can find anything of ebay.
Well yeah, but it'd probably be used. What if my, uh, friend wants a new one?
Dr. Chai, I was just walking barefoot through the house, not paying attention to anything since I had just woke up from my much needed nap, and had one thing on my mind, that being the coffee maker, when I felt a cold sensation and looked down to see the residual aftermath of my cat's hairball expulsion oozing between my toes. I have washed my foot one hundred times but still feel as if the slime, through some sort insidious osmosis process is seeping into my bloodstream as we speak and that I shall soon turn into some sort of werecat.
Am I overreacting, Dr. Chai?
shewolfnm wrote:we think toooo much alike.. Kinda dangerous ya know?
i'm not really the throwing her on the floor, popping a gag-ball in her mouth, tying her down and having my way with her type. (Usually.)
Oh wait, thats what you meant...
Eva wrote:Chai Tea wrote:Eva wrote:Dear Dr. Chai,
Where can one buy a BallShocker2000?
(signed)
Just Curious in Tulsa
Seems like you can find anything of ebay.
Well yeah, but it'd probably be used. What if my, uh, friend wants a new one?
You are in luck...amazon has just started selling the updated version BallShocker2500.
use coupon code 896291 for free shipping.
gustavratzenhofer wrote:Dr. Chai, I was just walking barefoot through the house, not paying attention to anything since I had just woke up from my much needed nap, and had one thing on my mind, that being the coffee maker, when I felt a cold sensation and looked down to see the residual aftermath of my cat's hairball expulsion oozing between my toes. I have washed my foot one hundred times but still feel as if the slime, through some sort insidious osmosis process is seeping into my bloodstream as we speak and that I shall soon turn into some sort of werecat.
Am I overreacting, Dr. Chai?
This is Roland, Dr. Chai is going poop, hairballs are very nice.
I think Chai deserves the A2K Stamina Award (I'm sure we have one around here somewhere). Everyone keeps coming at her and she keeps coming back. Chai, we salute you!
(Should I have phrased this post as a question?)
Green Witch wrote:I think Chai deserves the A2K Stamina Award (I'm sure we have one around here somewhere). Everyone keeps coming at her and she keeps coming back. Chai, we salute you!
(Should I have phrased this post as a question?)
I believe you meant to say....
Those who are about to Chai, Salute you.
I haven't been around for long, but I believe this is going to become a classic. I'm just so damned proud
<wiping> to have been some small part of it.
Dear Dr. Chai. Seeing as how I committed a faux pas in my last post, may I simply ask, how do I keep birds from nesting in my orange tree? This time I will not mention my desire to kill the President and encourage overthrow of the government and revolution.
