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Got Questions? Dr. Chai's got Answers

 
 
nimh
 
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Reply Tue 8 Aug, 2006 10:09 am
jespah wrote:
'Cause they done loved him up.

No, thats how they did it.. I'm asking, why?
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shewolfnm
 
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Reply Tue 8 Aug, 2006 10:12 am
jespah wrote:
Do Tarheels have Tarbabies?







Are bowling balls just unhatched black children?
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Eva
 
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Reply Tue 8 Aug, 2006 10:23 am
I always thought they were black panther eggs.

Where is Chai when we need her?
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Chai
 
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Reply Tue 8 Aug, 2006 10:34 am
Mame wrote:

And what the hell is 'kegels'? Laughing


My dear, you have been missing out....
click below

KEGELS
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NickFun
 
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Reply Tue 8 Aug, 2006 10:37 am
Those kegels are pretty worthless for guys that don't pee their pants or plan on giving birth.
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Chai
 
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Reply Tue 8 Aug, 2006 10:47 am
Eva wrote:
I always thought they were black panther eggs.

Where is Chai when we need her?


Hold your water Eva. Kegels are good for that also...

Re bowling balls...

http://www.saluc.com/visu/bow_farben1.jpg



Below is Dr. Chai's personal bowling ball...

http://www.tokyotimes.org/archives/hello_kitty_bowling.jpg
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Chai
 
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Reply Tue 8 Aug, 2006 10:52 am
NickFun wrote:
Those kegels are pretty worthless for guys that don't pee their pants or plan on giving birth.



On the contrary, men benefit from kegels very much.
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NickFun
 
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Reply Tue 8 Aug, 2006 11:22 am
As always, you are correct Dr Chai.
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nimh
 
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Reply Tue 8 Aug, 2006 11:24 am
Doing kegels with bowling balls, however...
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Chai
 
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Reply Tue 8 Aug, 2006 01:58 pm
THAT'S IT!!!!

I'm putting new 9 volt battieries in my BallShocker2000.
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cyphercat
 
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Reply Tue 8 Aug, 2006 02:45 pm
Chai Tea wrote:
THAT'S IT!!!!

I'm putting new 9 volt battieries in my BallShocker2000.


Shocked

All right, it's time I spoke up here...I know you're doing this for the good of science, Dr., but please go easy on nimh. If I ever make it to Europe, I'd like him to still be in working order.
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NickFun
 
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Reply Tue 8 Aug, 2006 03:14 pm
Dear Dr Chai,

I am opposed to this Presidential administration and I have entertained fantasies about taking out the President with my sure-shot .44 handgun. My question: How do I prevent birds from nesting in my orange trees?
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Mame
 
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Reply Tue 8 Aug, 2006 03:15 pm
These questions are obviously unrelated. Please retype and resubmit your questions on the proper forms in duplicate.
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Eva
 
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Reply Tue 8 Aug, 2006 03:18 pm
Dear Dr. Chai,

Where can one buy a BallShocker2000?

(signed)
Just Curious in Tulsa
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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Tue 8 Aug, 2006 03:18 pm
NickFun wrote:
Dear Dr Chai,

I am opposed to this Presidential administration and I have entertained fantasies about taking out the President with my sure-shot .44 handgun. My question: How do I prevent birds from nesting in my orange trees?


As I type this sentence there are men in dark suits walking up Nick Fun's driveway.
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CalamityJane
 
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Reply Tue 8 Aug, 2006 03:33 pm
Dear Dr. Chai


Do you think, Walter and Mr. Z of the recent Chrysler commercials
are identical?
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jespah
 
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Reply Tue 8 Aug, 2006 05:20 pm
Y'know, you never see them together.

PS Dr. Chai, if someone gets morning wood, but due to Daylight Savings Time it's really the afternoon, how does that affect the price of peas in Poughkeepsie?
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Chai
 
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Reply Tue 8 Aug, 2006 06:26 pm
NickFun wrote:
Dear Dr Chai,

I am opposed to this Presidential administration and I have entertained fantasies about taking out the President with my sure-shot .44 handgun. My question: How do I prevent birds from nesting in my orange trees?


black market DDT will take care of those birds in a jiffy!
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Chai
 
  1  
Reply Tue 8 Aug, 2006 06:26 pm
cyphercat wrote:
Chai Tea wrote:
THAT'S IT!!!!

I'm putting new 9 volt battieries in my BallShocker2000.


Shocked

All right, it's time I spoke up here...I know you're doing this for the good of science, Dr., but please go easy on nimh. If I ever make it to Europe, I'd like him to still be in working order.


Roland! Have you seen the theraputic nipple clips?
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Chai
 
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Reply Tue 8 Aug, 2006 06:28 pm
Eva wrote:
Dear Dr. Chai,

Where can one buy a BallShocker2000?

(signed)
Just Curious in Tulsa


Seems like you can find anything of ebay.
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