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Got Questions? Dr. Chai's got Answers

 
 
Chai
 
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Reply Mon 7 Aug, 2006 05:06 pm
DrewDad wrote:
Why, when I try to be naughty, do people think I'm a zero?


because it's all for naught.
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makemeshiver33
 
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Reply Mon 7 Aug, 2006 09:18 pm
Dear Dr. Chai...

I forgot what I was going to ask.....why is that?
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Montana
 
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Reply Mon 7 Aug, 2006 09:53 pm
Dear Dr.Chai

What color should I paint my toenails the next time around?
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Bi-Polar Bear
 
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Reply Mon 7 Aug, 2006 10:55 pm
A womans nose and vagina are lined by the same mucous membranes so when she has a cold why don't buggers fall out of her coochie?
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Mame
 
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Reply Mon 7 Aug, 2006 11:14 pm
For that matter, why doesn't her "coochie" sneeze?
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Montana
 
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Reply Mon 7 Aug, 2006 11:30 pm
Very good question, Bear Laughing
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xguymontagx
 
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Reply Tue 8 Aug, 2006 04:04 am
SOOO many questions...

How many roads MUST a man walk down before he can be called a man?


Why did they have to go kill Darth Maul in the first Star Wars movie? (he was just so cool)


What was Debbie doing in Dallas?
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Chai
 
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Reply Tue 8 Aug, 2006 04:08 am
makemeshiver33 wrote:
Dear Dr. Chai...

I forgot what I was going to ask.....why is that?



When was that?
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Chai
 
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Reply Tue 8 Aug, 2006 04:15 am
Montana wrote:
Dear Dr.Chai

What color should I paint my toenails the next time around?



6 Different Collections to Choose From !

Have fun making up your mind Surprised
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Chai
 
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Reply Tue 8 Aug, 2006 04:17 am
Bi-Polar Bear wrote:
A womans nose and vagina are lined by the same mucous membranes so when she has a cold why don't buggers fall out of her coochie?


Because her coochie doesn't get cold.
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Chai
 
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Reply Tue 8 Aug, 2006 04:19 am
Mame wrote:
For that matter, why doesn't her "coochie" sneeze?


Kegels my dear.
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Chai
 
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Reply Tue 8 Aug, 2006 04:21 am
xguymontagx wrote:
SOOO many questions...

How many roads MUST a man walk down before he can be called a man?


Why did they have to go kill Darth Maul in the first Star Wars movie? (he was just so cool)


What was Debbie doing in Dallas?




1. 419
2. Evil must be overcome
3. Everyone she could
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jespah
 
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Reply Tue 8 Aug, 2006 06:18 am
Do you think burritos are nature's perfect food?
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nimh
 
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Reply Tue 8 Aug, 2006 07:21 am
Why did the syreens turn him into a horny toad?
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jespah
 
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Reply Tue 8 Aug, 2006 07:23 am
'Cause they done loved him up.
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NickFun
 
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Reply Tue 8 Aug, 2006 08:02 am
Chai Tea wrote:
xguymontagx wrote:
SOOO many questions...

How many roads MUST a man walk down before he can be called a man?


Why did they have to go kill Darth Maul in the first Star Wars movie? (he was just so cool)


What was Debbie doing in Dallas?




1. 419
2. Evil must be overcome
3. Everyone she could


I must take issue with you on #1 Dr Chai. I know several men who have walked down over 419 roads and they are still considered "pansie boys". The actual figure must be much higher.
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Chai
 
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Reply Tue 8 Aug, 2006 08:19 am
jespah wrote:
Do you think burritos are nature's perfect food?


I prefer gyros.
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Chai
 
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Reply Tue 8 Aug, 2006 08:21 am
nimh wrote:
Why did the syreens turn him into a horny toad?



Because....(ahem, ahem)....excuse me, I have a frog in my throat....
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Chai
 
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Reply Tue 8 Aug, 2006 08:26 am
NickFun wrote:
Chai Tea wrote:
xguymontagx wrote:
SOOO many questions...

How many roads MUST a man walk down before he can be called a man?


Why did they have to go kill Darth Maul in the first Star Wars movie? (he was just so cool)


What was Debbie doing in Dallas?




1. 419
2. Evil must be overcome
3. Everyone she could


I must take issue with you on #1 Dr Chai. I know several men who have walked down over 419 roads and they are still considered "pansie boys". The actual figure must be much higher.


Mr. Bold and Trendy....please read the original question. It was "how many roads MUST a man walk down"

Obviously, if these pansies need to walk down more, they MUST have had to walked down 419.

I believe the question was requesting the minimum # of roads walked in a downwardly fashion.

If any man claims to have walked down any less and "they" called him a man, he was in error and "they" were either talking to the man next to him, or calling "tan" having been outside for so long.

I hope this clears things up.
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Mame
 
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Reply Tue 8 Aug, 2006 10:07 am
Yes, I see it now, Dr....

Walkng 419 roads is a MINIMUM requirement, but it doesn't automatically get you into the MAN club... perhaps it's not the ONLY requirement... for example,

Perhaps it's the WAY they walked those roads (Walk This Way or Walk Out Backwards),

or the particular roads they CHOSE (I Walk The Line),

or maybe the REASONS they chose the roads that they did had a bearing on it (I Walk To Remember),

or did they walk them ALONE (Walk With Me),

or the TIME (Walking, after Midnight),

or maybe it was their shoes or lack thereof (Just Walk in My Shoes)

... points to ponder, no?

And what the hell is 'kegels'? Laughing
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