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Well, I keep thinking that since he's not married, maybe things won't work out with the girlfriend and he'll come and sweep me off my feet.

I know he wants too ;-)

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Mame wrote:

Have you taken "Appreciation Donuts" to your local cop shop/firehall/truck stop yet this month? That would go a long way to endearing you to many men. Esp if you posted your pic on the donut box.

Now there's an idea Razz

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nimh wrote:

Mame wrote:
Have you taken "Appreciation Donuts" to your local cop shop/firehall/truck stop yet this month? That would go a long way to endearing you to many men. Esp if you posted your pic on the donut box.

Now there's an idea

Yes, that was going to be my very suggestion to montana....but since I, against my better judgement, ate sugar free jelly bellies late last night, I have been "indisposed" for some time.

I once gave some firemen shopping at the supermarket advice on how to make borracho beans, and it is a moment I will regret for the rest of my life....my hands are shaking as I type this.

There I was, in the spice, cooking oil, baking goods aisle....there were 3 of them....2 stood at either end of the aisle, preventing my escape, and ensuring no one who was looking for Swans Down Flour could enter. The 3rd took his time looking over the various bottles of slippery oils....olive, sunflower.....hot ginger oil!!! oh god.......

Just as he was entering my "private space" meaning 20 feet away....Praise the Lord!.....Gus came swooping down from a bungee cord he had grabbed from the automotive section. Before I knew it, I was gliding in his arms, high above the produce department.

He gently dropped me into a bin of fresh cilantro that was on special that week and whispered "Quick, leave by the entrance near the sushi bar....now Chai, NOW! Don't worry about me...just go..."

As I was in the doorway, I glanced around one last time, just in time to see one of the fire fighters approaching gus with a mean looking bag of Doritos.

Yes, donuts would be an excellent idea Montana.

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I know cops and firemen can be sexy, but they're much too clean cut for me.

I like the ones with long hair and how the hell many are there of those?

I did just get back from a day at one of our local tourist attractions where they have entertainment, which includes music and comedy/actors who put on a comic show and there's this gorgeous indian in the show with beautiful long black hair and that boy just took my breath away, I tell ya.

The lead singer in the band is also handsome with longish hair and he was checking me out ;-)
Oh, did I mention the handsome security guard that was lingering around me?

montana makes a note that she needs to spend her summer weekends there.

It's only open seasonal, so I'm running out of time.

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Then you won't mind if I steal the Appreciation Donuts idea?

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You go right ahead and use that idea, Stray Cat... I hope it works for you Smile

I was going to suggest to Montana that she do up a phony Rolling Stones Magazine ID card, buy one of those plastic things with a string for hanging it around your neck and then wave it around while winking at the long-haired singers at various concerts of her choice. I'm thinking that'd go further than a groupie grin.

She's pretty fussy though, I don't hold out much hope for her.

One more idea, if she's into the really long-haired, is to get a hold of a backsack, a good pair of stout walking shoes, and a staff and go off into the hinterland looking for Rip Van Winkle or his ilk. Gotta be a few recluses out there in them thar hills.

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Montana wrote:

I know cops and firemen can be sexy, but they're much too clean cut for me.

I like the ones with long hair and how the hell many are there of those?

Here you are Montana: Ed Scott, Police Officer, Firefighter, Romance Writer.

Or otherwise you can always look here for inspiration...

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Stray Cat wrote:

Then you won't mind if I steal the Appreciation Donuts idea?

Not at all SC, help yourself :-D

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Mame wrote:

You go right ahead and use that idea, Stray Cat... I hope it works for you

I was going to suggest to Montana that she do up a phony Rolling Stones Magazine ID card, buy one of those plastic things with a string for hanging it around your neck and then wave it around while winking at the long-haired singers at various concerts of her choice. I'm thinking that'd go further than a groupie grin.

She's pretty fussy though, I don't hold out much hope for her.

One more idea, if she's into the really long-haired, is to get a hold of a backsack, a good pair of stout walking shoes, and a staff and go off into the hinterland looking for Rip Van Winkle or his ilk. Gotta be a few recluses out there in them thar hills.

Now now, it's not that I'm too fussy, it's just something I can't help. I've been attracted to men with long hair for as long as I can remember and I know I sound shallow sometimes, but I truly have no control over who I'm attracted too and it just happens that the majority have long hair.

I am actually attracted to some men who don't have the long hair, but the majority rules Laughing

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nimh wrote:

Montana wrote:
I know cops and firemen can be sexy, but they're much too clean cut for me.

I like the ones with long hair and how the hell many are there of those?

Here you are Montana: Ed Scott, Police Officer, Firefighter, Romance Writer.

Or otherwise you can always look here for inspiration...

Hey, thanks nimh, he's not bad at all :-D

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Dear Dr. Chai:

If one were so inclined and circumcized a dog, would the lipstick always be in sight?

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I have never been so inclined, but yes, it would.

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Dear Dr Chai,

I have noticed a peciliar rash around my pelvic region. Should I abstain frm sex with animals until the rash subsides?

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NickFun wrote:

Dear Dr Chai,

I have noticed a peciliar rash around my pelvic region. Should I abstain frm sex with animals until the rash subsides?

Just stay away from goats.

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Dear Dr Chai

there is something up in there..

I can hear it click and bang every time I walk

what should I do?

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