The sexy French man who caught my eye

Hey Lord :-D

I can't figure you men out for the life of me

Us Brits, on the other hand, are usually pug ugly and are built like a brick sh*thouse...

You have to realise one thing, Mont old girl.

HE'S FRENCH!

Lord Ellpus wrote:

Us Brits, on the other hand, are usually pug ugly and are built like a brick sh*thouse...

Can I add to this, beerbellied, 1 earring wearing,football obsessed, not quite sure what ladies are for other than the obvious,superior acting, confusion making,silly people.

um.....excuse me....I'll say this quietly then run away.....

A while back you were wondering about "what if I talk to him, and he turns out to be a real jerk?"

well....I think this is your wake up call.

Instead of hoping he'll dump this "new" girlfriend and turn his attention to you, perhaps you should be feeling lucky that he's shown his true colors.

He's got a "new girlfriend" but is still interested in "fluanting himself" in front of you?

If he were to dump her and turn to you.....wouldn't he be doing the same to some other girl?

I feel sorry for this other woman, would you want to be in her shoes?
Think about it....you could have been her, with him still looking for a better deal.

Montana wrote:

Hey Lord :-D

I can't figure you men out for the life of me

You have to realise one thing, Mont old girl.

HE'S FRENCH!

1. The French and Italian male is usually born at an extremely young age.

2. Within minutes, there is a queue of non French/Italian women, all desperate to breast feed him.

3. By the time he grows hair that he can sit on, the vast majority of aforementioned women go all faint and historical, every time he opens his mouth to say something. He can have a beer belly, acne, facial warts and bad breath, but all he has to do is go into a shop and ask "Excuse me, where do you keep the cream for haemorrhoids?" and the female assistant will seriously start salivating and eventually faint in a heap behind the counter.

So you see, if a woman actually deigns to shrug and look the other way, his first instinct is to see if you have a guide dog with you. Once he realises that you have 50/50 vision, and STILL you ignore him, it triggers a chemical reaction in the brain, causing what is, in medical circles, called "Rebuffed Froggie syndrome".
An instant release of adrenalin will course through his system, compelling him to pose manfully in your general direction for a day or two.

If this fails, he will try looking baleful and boyish (with a hint of sad) at lunchtimes, and if THAT fails, he will make verbal contact, knowing full well that the non French/Italian woman will start to perspire and salivate as soon as he gets past the third syllable.

The first thing to watch out for, is the manly posing. This may or may not involve the exposure of parts that normally never get the chance to tan, but will certainly involve the set of muscles that he finds easiest to make ripple.

I would advise you to wear sunglasses for a few days.

I'm sorry this didn't work out for you M.

So, when are we going hot tubbing?

Damn, you're good!
I was all night, thinking of you.

Chai Tea wrote:

um.....excuse me....I'll say this quietly then run away.....

A while back you were wondering about "what if I talk to him, and he turns out to be a real jerk?"

well....I think this is your wake up call.

Instead of hoping he'll dump this "new" girlfriend and turn his attention to you, perhaps you should be feeling lucky that he's shown his true colors.

He's got a "new girlfriend" but is still interested in "fluanting himself" in front of you?

If he were to dump her and turn to you.....wouldn't he be doing the same to some other girl?

I feel sorry for this other woman, would you want to be in her shoes?
Think about it....you could have been her, with him still looking for a better deal.

Slow down there, Chai. I never said I wanted him to dump her for me, but if it happens that they don't click and it doesn't work out between them, I expect I'll still be available.
I do think about the girlfriend and about how she would feel if she knew he had his eyes on me and I'm not insensative to that at all.
In fact, that bothers me, but since we haven't had any contact with eachother, it doesn't bother me that much.
I haven't met many men that didn't look, so I consider this to be pretty normal.
I've been in her shoes and I didn't like it, so I have no intentions of taking her man.

She could just be the one to dump him and that is what I'm hoping for ;-)

meaning, if he feels he can have a girlfriend, and still throw meaningful glances at another woman....what makes you think that if YOU were the woman he was going out with, he wouldn't be doing the same with someone else.