Well, Lightwizard has to tell the truth about the soap opera scripts which are obtained by rummaging through the garbage cans at ABC, CBS and NBC on a weekly run. The Spam is purchased by the case as Cosco -- one can is greasy enough to provide fuel for a trip around Jupiter (we haven't gone on a space voyage since the old days of Abuzzaholics Anonymous where we ran into Kate Mulgrew and Jespah tried to do a makeover on that ridiculous hair style... and it still pisses Kate off everytime it's mentioned).
LightWizard, it sure takes you a long time to answer a question, but the wait was well worth it. I'm so glad I came back into the livingroom before going to bed.
Since everyone seems to have disappeared, I've been busy in the kitchen fixing my famous Alice B. Toklas brownies, stuffing for the turkey, cranberry relish, pumpkin pie, apple pie, pecan pie, Southern Comfort chocolate balls, rolls..well, I've been busy. Here, come take a taste of this cream of asparagus soup.
The brownies are ready, so let's go into the living room and I'll bring a plate along with the cooking sherry I've been nipping at all afternoon.
Do you think we can talk the others into going for a ride in the wizardmobile? I'm primed for an adventure and I'd love to go on another voyage. We can decide where we want to go during dinner tomorrow. We might even check out Kate's hair style. I'll remind Jes to bring her styling gear along.
BTW, Happy Thanksgiving!
The fire is warm, this chair is so comfortable, the brownies, the sherry.....zzzzzzzzz.
The Wizardmobile has been changed into a bus before -- we all went down to South America and ended up in a tree somewhere near Craven's. The vine was the only way we could get down, but after wrestling it away from the visitor from Transylvannia, we all decided to sit there and get smashed.
Hi Diane,
I've been nibbling on those brownies all evening and they are extra good. Where are we going in the Wizard Mobile? Let me know and I'll come along.
There´s a WIZARD MOBILE??
No one told me about a wizard mobile.What does it do that a Buick Skylark cannot?
Hubba, hubba Hebba, you are in for the ride of your life!
Oooh, rockin' down the highway....... Break out your favorite road songs and let's RIDE!
Happy Thanksgiving. I'll be back after the guests have gone.
Perhaps the Wizard Mobile IS a 1972 Buick Skylark.I do hope so.
The Wizardmobile is whatever you want it to be. Many have turned it into all sorts of vehicles. Jespah once turned it into a flying saucer complete with weird aliens. It's been a taxi, a 007 Astin Martin, a flivver -- you name it. Since my first car was an Arcadian Blue Mustang, it's more often a Mustang. However, there are some Batmobile-like ornamentation like fins that look like Victoria Secret wings!
Did someone say something about Victoria's Secret? Are we going there in the WizardMobile? I'll just sneak in here in the back seat and come along for the ride.
Well, it's Fashion Island, Newport Beach, CA mall (we call it Facist's Island) so you can go to Victoria Secret and shop -- I'll head for Barnes and Noble, thank you very much. After I get one of those monster prezels.
Ah, a Canterbury Tales-style trip, but in the Wizardmobile! Complete with stories - perhaps from soap operas, perhaps not.
Plus - food! - save the Spam[TM] for the car, we in the back seat are munchin' on da brownies!
"Oh... Yummm... Brownies!!!... I could smell them from way down the block!!.... I very distinctive odor... Hey, this back seat is really comfy... does the WizardMobile have a CD player?"
Sure and a DVD player which the driver isn't suppose to..............
......Screeeechhh!!!!!!.......CRASH!
It's a good thing the Wizardmobile has spontaneous remissions. Let's add a little bit of magic brownie in with the spam and see where it takes us..........
< brownies went flying all over the WizardMobile when it crashed >
"Is everyone OK? Oh, Good! Whew! What was the movie that was playing on the DVD? "The Fast And The Furious"? or was it "Gone In 60 Seconds"?"
"We need to fix the WizardMobile."
"Is that a brownie on the ceiling? Here, I'll split it with you."
"What was that thing that the WizardMobile ran into? It looked like a spaceship. I found another brownie."
"Is the WizardMobile driveable? Where are we?"
"Are we there yet?"
The Wizardmobile being self-repairing is just finishing tinkering with the bolts on the fender which ended up on Lola's front lawn. Yes, it was "The Fast and the Furious," but we can't use that Vin Diesel fuel.
I rev up the engine to see if everything is in working order and with the consensus of everyone in the car, we head toward the nearest bar to calm down. As we pile in, Peace and Love remarks, "Hey, just what are all those brass bars jutting up from the center stage."
Boom, bah bah boom, bah bah boom starts up the music.
"Hey, is this the Baba Bing bar, from 'The Sopranos'?"
"Whoa, we need some more brownies!"
"Is that dancing?"
"I'm going to go over there and play a game of pool."
"I'm going to stay here and watch the show. Waitress!!"
"I'm going to go outside and see if there's more brownies in the WizardMobile."
"What ARE those brass bars for?"
"Where are the male dancers?"
"Do they have any free bar snacks here? I have the munchies."
"Look at those guys over in the corner booth. They look like mobsters."
"Don't look at them! They'll probably pull out a gun and shoot you!"
"Anyone want to order a pizza? I have the munchies. Whoa, look at those colored lights!"
I buy everyone a round of drinks and inform Peace and Love that I don't think there are any male dancers as I think this is a straight bar.
I just privately wonder if any of the ladies in our crowd get carried away when the entertainment starts and decide they can do that stuff on the brass bars much better than those gals.
Fawget 'bout it.
Not me, I prefer to remain in the audience.
After bedding down in the wizardmobile with a sinus infection, Diane wants to join the fun. She spots LW and Lola sitting in the audience, P&L at the bar playing the juke box and Hebba trying to tuck a $20 into the teeny tiny panties of one of the dancers.
Are you guys going to spend the entire road trip in here? Where's your sense of adventure? I've got Tina Turner singing Proud Mary in the wizardmobile and I've heard of a hotel in Africa where the giraffes are so tame that they stick their heads in through the windows, begging for treats. Are you ready to ride?
Let's go!
