Lola's Salon

My goodness, Danon! I just read your profile! You are a man of many parts - no wonder you can fix a Huey with duck tape....and SUCH taste in toolbelts..... Now - I wanna hear about the horse-training and why you don't do windows and why the sea is boiling hot and whether pigs have wings...

I fancy another rusty nail - and where is that roach, I see Lola is looking a little as though she needs cheering up.

forget the roach, i'll go fill the bong up, that'll cheer us all up ;-)

Bongo!

Well, pigs do have wings. I thought everyone knew that!!
The seas on the other hand are deceptive, they like to pretend to be boiling so people won't interfere with their magic. Windows? Why do windows when - if you are happy and contented - you don't need to see the rest of the world - except out of curiosity or a love of travel or the satisfaction of meeting new and interesting people or - Oh heck, OK, I'll do the windows!!!!
Now, horse training. That should be done with patience. And I think the trainer should be smarter than the horse. A well trained horse will NEVER buck during or after training.

Lola, here comes some cheer, first a little then a lottle!!

the pigs cleaning my windows have wings, look like wings at least. i'll have to put my glasses on to sure

horse whisperer danon?

Yeah - but Mikey, what color are the pigs??

Flying pigs are always pink, in my experience -though I prefer the brown/stripey look of the wild varieties, myself....

Yes, flying pigs are pink in the absolute. Swimming?...that's obvious.

Reminds me of the pink elephant I saw in Asia one day. Not from hangover, but it seems the ele had partaken of a roll in the mud, red mud that is and on it's white skin and hair - there in the glare of day, a pink elephant!!

They were pink, with red wings.....little pigs. Didn't do a great job on the windows but we had fun.

Ha ha, Mikey, A bit of cheer for ye matey.

"May the road rise to meet you,
May the wind be always at your back,
May the sun shine warmly upon your face,
The rains fall softly upon your fields and
Until we meet again,
May God hold you in the palm of his hand."
Old Irish Blessing

I'm not going anywhere, just thought you may be in need of a blessing - I just heard the ladies left the shells on the walnuts which were in the brownies!! How is your proctos feeling???

Proctos????

I rolled the brownies and we smoked em, or tried to roll them, in the men's room with someone, Diane was it? Then we got the boot. Lola was pissed because we didn't share. Or was it Jespah.....no, it was...Dylan?

Wow, you are the lucky one, eh? I reckon that Irish blessing worked even though it came after you 'smoked' those walnut shells. You know - predestination and all that '60's stuff!!

You mean BOB DYLAN??? Wow, you guys should have called us in!! Did he sing anything?? I can see it now, Bob Dylan in OUR men's room creating brand new songs!! You know of course that his real name is Robert Allen Zimmerman? Or RAZ as the kids on the block used to call him. He hated that, and maybe that's why he changed his name.

you were there, remember danon? we crushed the shells and mixed them in, ;-)

Ah, that must have been when I was talking to that nice Aussie lady!! Or else it's that dastardly age thing. :-D
Although I can't remember why that's so important.
Did I smoke a walnut too?? Hmmm, chocolate walnuts..... Hmmmm, come to think about it - you know what happened don't you - those ladies had licked all the goody chocolate off the walnuts and just left them there waiting for some pi eyed man to make off with them!!!!! And, here we came!!! You gotta love it!!

Uh, oh Danon, I was hoping you had forgotten all about the licking of chocolate. Bad manners, I admit, but something comes over me and that civilized veneer cracks like cheap glass.

Where's Peace and Love? She knows all of Dylan's songs--we could have a concert right here!

Hey, Blatham's back! Come join our little group. Pardon the red eyes and the munchies--it's the nature of the beast. But what a nice beast.

It was all Diane's fault...the bathroom thing with the brownies and crushed walnut shells Danon.

I see Diane is back, looking for a singer of sorts.

Where is P and L ? btw, did everyone leave?

uh oh, I think Bob just snuck in the back door, could be a long night. Yep, it's him allright.

Since when did the Salon turn into a digression? At least I think we are still talking pink elephants and pigs, and not woodchucks, right?

In the meantime, I sure would like a bit of whatever is handy - but what if I end up ilnterviewing for a job where I must take a P test? Hmmmm... the pro's and con's of peace of mind for a bit vs. pieces of eight?

Aye Cobalt me matey! Are ye speakin 'o tha Spanish Reales? An right handy for barter they are! I likes tha Doubloons best of all - gold, tha pikers lot they are cause they hold cases in a pouch! Aye!

An good it tis to see ya here in Lola's - Bartender! Oh, uh er Lola, we need a draft of the good stuff here for Cobalt.

Cobalt, you needn't worry about the P test, they only check for drugs, not alcohol. Here you go. Glad to see you made it from AZ, that Lola's clicker really is a good thing.

Cobalt, sweetie!! Don't worry, I will bake a fresh batch of brownies just for you after you have a job. For now, follow Danon's advice and drink a legal mind altering substance.

Yes, we do digress quite a bit here at Lola's, but so far there are no woodchucks, just cockroaches and chocolate in some interesting places.

BTW, I've been falsely accused of putting crushed walnut shells in the brownies. No way would I do something like that!! I don't know what these guys have been smoking.