shewolfnm wrote:other times, I would rather just pull out my uterus with a pair of pliers.
this made me laugh so hard I hurt.
Talking about hurting, it is so true that it's a horny season about day two of my period. I would hump a hunchback if he came within mating distance. It really does relieve the cramping, although I prefer to do it in the shower or somesuch place so I don't have much cleaning up to do. It also really does depend on the guy. I dated one guy who wouldn't touch me when I was menstruating. He was really terrified of it all. As it happens that kind of made me think less of him. Oh I don't need a guy who is all over me when I'm having my period but I would like him not to be disgusted by it. The very best sex I ever had (and boy do I remember him!) was a guy I had been hot for who finally asked me on a date. We spent the entire day together until I got those cramps. I was devastated. He took me to his place and I had to explain because I was literally green around the gills. He gave me two painkillers with a glass of water and pulled me upstairs to the bathroom where he filled the tub and washed me. It was so sensual when he got in the tub with me and rubbed my belly. I ended up nearly drowning him I got so horny and my cramps disappeared temporarily, and then later, and later....
