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Sex when Aunt Flo is in town....

 
 
Diane
 
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Reply Sun 2 Apr, 2006 09:12 pm
This is making want to have a big, red, dripping with blood steak.

And sex.

Where's dys?
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Lash
 
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Reply Sun 2 Apr, 2006 09:13 pm
You'll have to stick his weenie with pins first.
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Lash
 
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Reply Sun 2 Apr, 2006 09:14 pm
I'm sorry. The blood was dripping from steak. My bad.
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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Sun 2 Apr, 2006 09:15 pm
Only Jane, of all the people on this site, would come up with such a statement as "I'm hungry for Goulash" on a thread such as this. Was it just a crude statement of a clever play on words (Ghoul Lash?) indicating her lesbian fascination for another member? But let's forget about such things and instead concentrate on learning more about Mustafa Kamal, who Osso was kind enough to direct us toward....

http://urduseek.com/images/heroes/turkey.jpg

A handsome man. I rode with him during the early part of the century.
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Anon-Voter
 
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Reply Sun 2 Apr, 2006 09:17 pm
ossobuco wrote:
1902, seems like it sometimes. You do know I exaggerate?


I duuno Osso, that seems about right to me too Rolling Eyes

Anon
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CalamityJane
 
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Reply Sun 2 Apr, 2006 09:19 pm
Papperlapapp gustav - Goulash is Hungarian, and dagmar
mentioned something Hungarian....

Anyway, Mustafa looked in my dreams more like this
and no women cares if aunt Flo is visiting when someone
like HIM is around.

http://www.desphinx.nl/gfx/omarsharif.jpg
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dagmaraka
 
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Reply Sun 2 Apr, 2006 09:20 pm
ooooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh yeaaaaaaaaah.
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dagmaraka
 
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Reply Sun 2 Apr, 2006 09:20 pm
Him and goulash, what can be better.
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ossobuco
 
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Reply Sun 2 Apr, 2006 09:22 pm
The last century that is.
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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Sun 2 Apr, 2006 09:23 pm
http://www.desphinx.nl/gfx/omarsharif.jpg

That guy looks a hell of a lot like me in my younger years.

It is almost uncanny.


But.... enough about me. Please continue.
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ossobuco
 
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Reply Sun 2 Apr, 2006 09:24 pm
oops, out of context yet again.
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CalamityJane
 
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Reply Sun 2 Apr, 2006 09:25 pm
Yeah, oh I definitely (still) can see the resemblance, gustav.
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ossobuco
 
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Reply Sun 2 Apr, 2006 09:28 pm
and tell us more, Gustavo...
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InfraBlue
 
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Reply Sun 2 Apr, 2006 10:26 pm
Cramp relief.

A girlfriend of mine would want me to do her during that time of the month because it helped relieve her menstrual cramps.
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InfraBlue
 
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Reply Sun 2 Apr, 2006 10:28 pm
They should tie in a dildo ad for the term menstrual cramps instead.


"Portable Heat," shuh!
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Lord Ellpus
 
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Reply Sun 2 Apr, 2006 10:30 pm
Oh God!


....and there I was, just about to go back to bed.



Thanks a lot.
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ossobuco
 
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Reply Sun 2 Apr, 2006 10:33 pm
I gather this has all been alieviated by mod medical knowledge, and I'm all for it.

For anyone who wants to make light of it, I wish you a slight dose of shigella - just a few moments - for reconsideration.
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Justthefax
 
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Reply Mon 3 Apr, 2006 03:10 am
I think avoiding oral sex at that time may be a good idea.
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squinney
 
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Reply Mon 3 Apr, 2006 05:35 am
I had to vote "YUCK."

It's the only few days I can keep Bear at bay.
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shewolfnm
 
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Reply Mon 3 Apr, 2006 07:04 am
I voted yuck because my body doesnt feel too good.
My vagina is wet, and I can feel the heaviness of my uterus ..... and OH GOD the cramps..


Some how I can not figure sex in there


but then again, my hormones surge sometimes to the point where , I feel if I dont get sex right away I will die. Then other times, I would rather just pull out my uterus with a pair of pliers.


yeah


that time of the month aint no fun..
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