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Victory in Iraq is OURS!!!

 
 
NickFun
 
Reply Tue 21 Feb, 2006 03:37 pm
Bush's war has not been a failure! I had an epiphany! This hasn't happened yet but it WILL happen! Soon Iraq will have Dunkin Donuts and Little Debby Snack Cakes and McDonalds and all the children will sit at their Playstations and become nice and fat like American kids! Peace and prosperity will rule as Walmart moves in with their Chinese imported jeans and underwear! Some of the rich adults will sit at outdoor Starbucks cafes drinking lattees and eating scones! Alcohol will no longer be banned as everyone becomes Christians and they start drinking Budweiser and Miller and having cocktails after work! Everyone will download porn as the women takes off their veils and show everyone what's underneath!

I foresee a great land that looks just like America except everyone has darker skin! I see a time when everyone sings "God Bless America" and the US "National Anthem" as they emphasive the part about "bombs bursting in air"! George W. Bush will become the Partron Saint of Iraq!

And they will have free elections so they can vote idiots into office like we do! Won't that be swell???
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Zippo
 
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Reply Tue 21 Feb, 2006 04:16 pm
Laughing Great Post!

I'm sure once they scrape all the debris from their bodies, bury their children and get used to having no electricity or clean water, they'll find the time to realize how we aren't horrible people.
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Brandon9000
 
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Reply Tue 21 Feb, 2006 05:49 pm
Re: Victory in Iraq is OURS!!!
NickFun wrote:

Bush's war has not been a failure! I had an epiphany! This hasn't happened yet but it WILL happen! Soon Iraq will have Dunkin Donuts and Little Debby Snack Cakes and McDonalds and all the children will sit at their Playstations and become nice and fat like American kids! Peace and prosperity will rule as Walmart moves in with their Chinese imported jeans and underwear! Some of the rich adults will sit at outdoor Starbucks cafes drinking lattees and eating scones! Alcohol will no longer be banned as everyone becomes Christians and they start drinking Budweiser and Miller and having cocktails after work! Everyone will download porn as the women takes off their veils and show everyone what's underneath!

I foresee a great land that looks just like America except everyone has darker skin! I see a time when everyone sings "God Bless America" and the US "National Anthem" as they emphasive the part about "bombs bursting in air"! George W. Bush will become the Partron Saint of Iraq!

And they will have free elections so they can vote idiots into office like we do! Won't that be swell???

As opposed to the paradise they enjoyed under Hussein.
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NickFun
 
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Reply Tue 21 Feb, 2006 06:51 pm
Brandon, things were not so bad under Saddam for most folks. They had free health care, free schools, including college and homelessness did not exist. Thanks to us there are a million homeless, the schools are gone and no health care. These are things we don't read about here in the states.
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Anon-Voter
 
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Reply Tue 21 Feb, 2006 08:44 pm
NickFun wrote:
Brandon, things were not so bad under Saddam for most folks. They had free health care, free schools, including college and homelessness did not exist. Thanks to us there are a million homeless, the schools are gone and no health care. These are things we don't read about here in the states.


Plus their utilities haven't reached pre-war levels of distribution. Water, electivity is still down, and gas is rationed and VERY expensive.

Yea Brandon, we're doing just fukkiin great!! Not to mention the people we have either killed, or gotten killed because we are there. Success like this could only be obtained like that with King George!!

It's time for a Tea Party!!

I think we should truss the bastard up and drop him in the middle of Fallujah!! They'll knowhow to thank him properly!!

Anon
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shewolfnm
 
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Reply Tue 21 Feb, 2006 08:48 pm
I see the light as well.


Bush isn't FIGHTING anyone.. he is simply clearing out their physical " old life" so that they can have a 'new life' and hail McDonalds as we do.

I mean.. where would they put all of those wonderful things we americans have?

****.. gotta get rid of the old buildings and stuff first.
Bombs clear a landscape faster then anything else right?
Talk about efficient..
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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Tue 21 Feb, 2006 08:55 pm
Where will they put the first Home Depot? This is so exciting!
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shewolfnm
 
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Reply Tue 21 Feb, 2006 09:03 pm
Oooh!

Everyone can own a Hum-V as well.
How else will they be able to drive around all that rubble?

Luxury....... sheeeeer luxury
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Roxxxanne
 
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Reply Tue 21 Feb, 2006 09:09 pm
NickFun wrote:
Brandon, things were not so bad under Saddam for most folks. They had free health care, free schools, including college and homelessness did not exist. Thanks to us there are a million homeless, the schools are gone and no health care. These are things we don't read about here in the states.



He gassed his own people!!!
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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Tue 21 Feb, 2006 09:13 pm
Everyone has an off day, Roxxanne.
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NickFun
 
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Reply Tue 21 Feb, 2006 10:25 pm
The US has the attitude "Hey! You can't kill your people! Only WE can kill your people! And we're BETTER at it than you are!"
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DrewDad
 
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Reply Tue 21 Feb, 2006 10:43 pm
Roxxxanne wrote:
NickFun wrote:
Brandon, things were not so bad under Saddam for most folks. They had free health care, free schools, including college and homelessness did not exist. Thanks to us there are a million homeless, the schools are gone and no health care. These are things we don't read about here in the states.



He gassed his own people!!!

And once the Mexican food restaurants go up, they can gas each other.
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KiwiChic
 
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Reply Tue 21 Feb, 2006 10:52 pm
You have to admire the Bush administration attitude of=we will just send over our patriotic sons and daughter's..(as long as they are not mine)
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InfraBlue
 
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Reply Tue 21 Feb, 2006 11:37 pm
Roxxxanne wrote:

He gassed his own people!!!


Yes. To be more specific, he gassed his own people that were in league with that other person of the triumvirate axishead of evil, IRAN.

For its part, the US would rather MOAB these people instead.

I guess one can argue that MOABING is better than GASSING.
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Zippo
 
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Reply Wed 22 Feb, 2006 04:34 am
According to an article on Malcomlagauche.com, political analyst Jeff Archer argues that the conditions of the Iraqis are much worse now than under SADDAM. A research conducted after the INVASION found that more than 120,000 Iraqi children under the age of five died during the first five years after the war began. Also the country’s infrastructure was completely destroyed, sewage system was non-existent, farm lands and irrigation systems were damaged by American bombs.

On the other hand, the entire country was electrified during SADDAM’s rule. Health care and education were free and women held a much higher status in Iraqi society than women in other Arab countries. Also food was inexpensive and available, the Iraqi government supplied either low-interest or no-interest home loans. It even offered land for free for those who promised to work in the land and produce outcome within five years.

Before the INVASION, an average salary in Iraq was about $50 a month. At first, this may not sound good, but when factored into prices for consumers, as well as services supplied at no or low cost by the government, it was a comfortable salary. Also an Iraqi’s salary was kept as is because there were no taxes. But after the war, many people lost their jobs, inflation was rampant and a black market prevailed in the country to exploit the citizens’ basic needs. Before the war, one Iraqi dinar was worth three U.S. dollars, but after it, one U.S. dollar amounted to the value of about 1,500 dinars. Over the years, this figure has gone as high as 2,000 dinars to the dollar, or as low as 1,200 dinars to the dollar. Prices of goods, when they were available, jumped over 1,000%. Other items, such as gasoline, that were available in abundance, were given away free by the government to help the ordinary citizen cope with the post-war devastation.

IRAQ under SADDAM also gave women more powers than in other Arab states. In fact, the former regime made the emancipation of women one of their primary goals. There was almost no unemployment and technology was moving to the forefront. IRAQ also had a secular government, consisting of Muslims of all sects, Jews and Christians. This collection of religious beliefs does not exist in many Middle Eastern countries. Pre-war IRAQ was also on its way to become the most modern and technically advanced nation in the Middle East. This progress was something that the U.S. did not want any Arab country to achieve, and it eventually became the reason for Iraq’s annihilation.

We have been hearing so many allegations against SADDAM’s brutal regime, sometimes we here his forces murdered 100,000 here, or 400,000 there… etc. If one adds up the numbers, it would appear that SADDAM killed more people than the entire population of IRAQ. Here we must answer this question, why isn’t the toppled leader tried for genocide? Jeff Archer argues that there is no proof of genocide charges against SADDAM, and both Washington and the Iraqi tribunal have decided not to bring these charges because of the embarrassment and international condemnation that would follow.

On the other hand, documented figures show that at least 30,000 IRAQI CIVILIANS have died since the war began. Moreover, it was recently revealed that the U.S. used chemical weapons against Iraqis during the 2004 offensive on Fallujah. The discovery makes the U.S. responsible for a massacre using banned weapons, the same charge for which the toppled Iraqi president is accused of. The U.S.’s image was also hit by a prisoner abuse scandal in 2004 with the release of appalling pictures showing U.S. soldiers physically and sexually abusing Iraqi detainees at the Abu Ghraib prison on the outskirts of Baghdad.

Although President BUSH claimed before the invasion that the U.S. isn’t targeting SADDAM, it is really obvious that the main thrust of propaganda against IRAQ was thrown at the former leader. The Bush administration tried to hurt SADDAM’s image in the eyes of its citizens. The plan worked brilliantly. If we analyze the facts, we would find it difficult to believe that a leader who had been in power for as long as SADDAM HUSSEIN could have turned into a devil over night. Of course, SADDAM was no angel, but he and his government were well-respected by most Arab nations. Also Western countries maintained mutual and profitable relations with IRAQ. Iraq’s presence in the United Nations was held in esteem and it was involved with many international dealings, both financially and diplomatically.

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Brandon9000
 
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Reply Wed 22 Feb, 2006 05:40 am
InfraBlue wrote:
Roxxxanne wrote:

He gassed his own people!!!


Yes. To be more specific, he gassed his own people that were in league with that other person of the triumvirate axishead of evil, IRAN.

For its part, the US would rather MOAB these people instead.

I guess one can argue that MOABING is better than GASSING.

He intentionally killed everyone in an entire town, including women and children - not by mistake, but by design. We never kill non-combatants on purpose. I guess the babies were in league with Iran too, right?
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McGentrix
 
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Reply Wed 22 Feb, 2006 07:35 am
Saddam apologists give me the urge to defecate.

Outside of Baghdad and Falluja, Iraqi's are now enjoying a peaceful existance not seen in more than 30 years. This thread's attempt to shine any sort of "good" on Saddam Hussein makes me sick as does anyone even attempting to defend that sack of ****.
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Roxxxanne
 
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Reply Wed 22 Feb, 2006 07:46 am
McGentrix wrote:


Outside of Baghdad and Falluja, Iraqi's [sic]are now enjoying a peaceful existance[sic] not seen in more than 30 years.
Rolling Eyes
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Wolf ODonnell
 
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Reply Wed 22 Feb, 2006 07:52 am
Brandon9000 wrote:
InfraBlue wrote:
Roxxxanne wrote:

He gassed his own people!!!


Yes. To be more specific, he gassed his own people that were in league with that other person of the triumvirate axishead of evil, IRAN.

For its part, the US would rather MOAB these people instead.

I guess one can argue that MOABING is better than GASSING.

He intentionally killed everyone in an entire town, including women and children - not by mistake, but by design. We never kill non-combatants on purpose. I guess the babies were in league with Iran too, right?


Actually, Churchill gassed the Kurds too. And he bombed them as well, just like Saddam did. Of course, Churchill is long since dead, so we can ignore what he did right?

Let's kill Saddam. Then we can ignore what he did too.
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McGentrix
 
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Reply Wed 22 Feb, 2006 08:13 am
If you need to be reminded of what Saddam has done, try these. They are a tad graphic, but the Abu Ghraib pictures seem to turn you lefties on, so maybe these links will as well.

Chapter 1
Chapter 2
Chapter 3
Chapter 4

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