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Things people posted that would make perfect sig lines

 
 
tsarstepan
 
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Reply Sat 30 Jul, 2011 10:08 pm
@Rockhead,
rosborne979 wrote:

That was way too long to read. So I disagree with it.

http://able2know.org/topic/175315-1#post-4683969
I felt the same way when I saw that unreadable manifesto.
Rockhead
 
  1  
Reply Sun 31 Jul, 2011 01:27 pm
@tsarstepan,
When you go swimming in the ocean, it is very cold, and it makes my willy small. (Kevin, age 6)

http://able2know.org/topic/84440-117#post-4685198

courtesy of edgar...
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Region Philbis
 
  2  
Reply Wed 3 Aug, 2011 04:07 am
oristarA wrote:
What's the cock?
(here)
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ehBeth
 
  3  
Reply Wed 3 Aug, 2011 04:21 pm
the pdog to the rat about msolga's unusual shopping habits

Quote:
Can't, roger. Antipodes.
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Region Philbis
 
  1  
Reply Fri 5 Aug, 2011 04:09 pm
edgarblythe wrote:
Which is to say, nothing is written in stone, except epitaphs.
(here)
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patiodog
 
  4  
Reply Mon 8 Aug, 2011 08:56 pm
Not out of meanness, really, but because I find it really funny:

JGoldman wrote:
I AM NOT DISCUSSING SEX ACTS WITH YOU PEOPLE. IF I WANT TO DISCUSS SEX ACTS I WILL ASK MY BISHOP.

http://able2know.org/topic/175118-30#post-4694391

I'm trying to figure out if "bishop" is a euphemism or not, and whether it's not actually worse if it isn't...
dlowan
 
  1  
Reply Mon 8 Aug, 2011 09:44 pm
@patiodog,
Erm....
Region Philbis
 
  2  
Reply Tue 9 Aug, 2011 04:37 am
@patiodog,

djjd62 wrote:
did someone's daddy try to play, let's hide the uncircumcised philistine in someone's hiney
patiodog
 
  2  
Reply Tue 9 Aug, 2011 07:06 am
@Region Philbis,
comma makes that seem like separate thoughts. naughty dj.
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Cycloptichorn
 
  3  
Reply Tue 9 Aug, 2011 04:30 pm
Quote:
Stop trying to be clever, because that's when you let people know you're stupid.
tsarstepan
 
  1  
Reply Thu 18 Aug, 2011 05:53 am
@dlowan,
dlowan wrote:

Erm....

Bunny? That signature line is a tad too minimalist for me. Though it actually might work with someone whose a tad too chatty. Wink

~~
A great catch all signature! Cool
Mame wrote:

Guess what - it's none of your business!

http://able2know.org/topic/176104-1#post-4703479
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failures art
 
  3  
Reply Fri 19 Aug, 2011 12:30 am
jcboy wrote:
My caps lock button is a little sticky, don't ask LOL


Assume nothing.
R
T
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Region Philbis
 
  1  
Reply Sat 20 Aug, 2011 05:39 am
'boida wrote:
I need animals that can multiply. I don't mean they have to be able to do arithmetic.
I mean they have to be able to shtupp and produce.
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joefromchicago
 
  1  
Reply Sat 20 Aug, 2011 01:30 pm
@Cycloptichorn,
Who's responsible for that bon mot?
JPB
 
  2  
Reply Sat 20 Aug, 2011 02:15 pm
@joefromchicago,
http://able2know.org/topic/175727-6#post-4695120
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roger
 
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Reply Mon 22 Aug, 2011 08:32 pm
GracieGirl wrote:

We're not ditching REALLY. That was the wrong word. More like playing hooky.


We have totally corrupted her. GracieGirl is fitting into a2k real well.
wandeljw
 
  1  
Reply Mon 22 Aug, 2011 09:14 pm
@roger,
No!!! I had hopes she would stay the way she was.
roger
 
  1  
Reply Mon 22 Aug, 2011 10:27 pm
@wandeljw,
Fast learner.
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sozobe
 
  3  
Reply Thu 25 Aug, 2011 12:33 pm
Thomas wrote:
Today's Republican party is in a condition where its dispassionate analysis inevitably ends up looking like a bashing.
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tsarstepan
 
  1  
Reply Fri 26 Aug, 2011 08:26 pm
Quote:
There is no magical place to go when you die. Just enjoy life because when it's over, it's game over man.

FactsNOTfaith
http://able2know.org/topic/169246-1#post-4712427
I picture Pvt. Hudson (Bill Paxton) from Aliens quoting this line as a personal mantra.
http://www.ratedwrong.com/storage/BillPaxtonGameOverAliens.jpg?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1290385146150
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