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Things people posted that would make perfect sig lines

 
 
ossobuco
 
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Reply Mon 20 Jun, 2011 04:33 pm
@Butrflynet,
Good one.
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tsarstepan
 
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Reply Sat 25 Jun, 2011 11:24 am
Roberta wrote:



Gonna have a root beer float. Very Happy

Succinct and true. Makes a great life mantra.
http://able2know.org/topic/103192-253#post-4648720
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Rockhead
 
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Reply Mon 27 Jun, 2011 10:08 pm
"I will withhold any judgment on the turgidity of the Mexican man's penis (henceforth to be referred to as "el chorizo grande")."

Joe in the windy city.
shewolfnm
 
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Reply Mon 11 Jul, 2011 08:12 pm
Rockhead wrote:

Americans fear the penis.
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Region Philbis
 
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Reply Tue 12 Jul, 2011 04:45 am
izzythepush wrote:
I eagerly anticipate your next grunt.
tsarstepan
 
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Reply Sat 16 Jul, 2011 09:51 am
@Region Philbis,
wayne wrote:

Aside from the fear of painful dying, we naturally fear the unknown, the dark, opaque waters.
Children always open their very first present with trepidation.

http://able2know.org/topic/174574-1#post-4667382
OmSigDAVID
 
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Reply Sat 16 Jul, 2011 12:25 pm
@tsarstepan,
tsarstepan wrote:
wayne wrote:

Aside from the fear of painful dying, we naturally fear the unknown, the dark, opaque waters.
Children always open their very first present with trepidation.

http://able2know.org/topic/174574-1#post-4667382
I deny that children DO that; I never did.





David
tsarstepan
 
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Reply Sat 16 Jul, 2011 12:29 pm
@OmSigDAVID,
I think he's just waxing a tad poetic (philosophic). Don't take it too literally.
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Rockhead
 
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Reply Sat 16 Jul, 2011 01:51 pm
"And never try to debate a bear, they don't care. "

raprap
JLNobody
 
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Reply Sat 16 Jul, 2011 10:23 pm
@Rockhead,
Or El Gran Jalapeno.
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tsarstepan
 
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Reply Wed 20 Jul, 2011 01:30 pm
Setanta wrote:

It's impossible to know to a certainty if there are fairies, pixies and elves. Are you agnostic about fairies, pixies and elves? It's impossible to know if someone in cross-traffice will run a red light--do you stop at every green light, just in case?

http://able2know.org/topic/174783-1#post-4671540
tsarstepan
 
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Reply Wed 20 Jul, 2011 07:07 pm
@tsarstepan,
farmerman wrote:

I have thus sold my soul to the devil for one perfect and fresh blueberry pie.

http://able2know.org/topic/164009-6#post-4669934

What a deal! Win win for everybody!
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dlowan
 
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Reply Wed 20 Jul, 2011 08:12 pm
@tsarstepan,
I really like that you give the url for these gems, Tsar....I always want to go and look, and most of us don't do this.
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wayne
 
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Reply Wed 20 Jul, 2011 08:45 pm
@OmSigDAVID,
Tsar's right, it was just a philosophic poetic moment.
It does have a basis in personal experience though.
I'll diverge from topic to relate the story.

When my daughter was 1 year old, I took her to Toys r Us to purchase a Cozy Coupe.
I wasn't, at that age, particularly concerned with her unwrapping this particular gift. I explained that we were going buy her a present for her birthday, that I had something in mind and she could decide if it was something she would like.

When we got to the store, we went to the aisle where they displayed the Cozy Coupe. We looked the display model over and she decided, yes, that was something she would like.
The interesting part began when we took the ticket to the register and payed.
They, of course, brought us a box with a picture of a Cozy Coupe on the side. We took the box home and placed it in the front yard to open.
It's hard to explain the way she looked at the box with the picture on it, but the sound she made, when I pulled the real coupe out of the box, was priceless.
It had not occurred to me that she had no experience with boxes, and did not know it was anything but a box with a picture on the side.
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OmSigDAVID
 
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Reply Thu 21 Jul, 2011 05:10 am
@Rockhead,
Rockhead wrote:
"And never try to debate a bear, they don't care. "

raprap
First, u 'd need to teach him English.
Then u 'd need to render his vocal apparatus capable of articulating English speech.
(tho, if u wanna, u might do the latter b4 the former)

U shoud also do something to get him interested in debating.





David
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OmSigDAVID
 
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Reply Thu 21 Jul, 2011 05:13 am

Maybe u coud offer him some honey,
if he wins the debate.





David
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Ticomaya
 
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Reply Fri 22 Jul, 2011 09:54 pm
chai2 wrote:
I'm not even sure where my whatis is exactly. It's in this zone I call "down there". I need a wide field of play to make sure I score a goal.
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JPB
 
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Reply Thu 28 Jul, 2011 02:39 pm
izzythepush wrote:

He's some sort of genius is Goldie, he's got all the ladies on A2K talking to him about sex, something Hawkeye's been trying to do for years.

http://able2know.org/topic/175118-6#post-4680912
tsarstepan
 
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Reply Fri 29 Jul, 2011 07:07 am
@JPB,
That is the greatest ruse for getting the gals chatting on the subject ever displayed here at a2k (to the best of my knowledge). Great catch JPB!
~~~

jespah wrote:

napping is nice

http://able2know.org/topic/175221-1#post-4681603

Simply zentastic!
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Rockhead
 
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Reply Fri 29 Jul, 2011 01:16 pm
GOD CONDEMNS THINGS LIKE SODOMY

our boy Jason G.
 

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