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jcboy
 
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Mon 8 Aug, 2011 07:43 pm
@shewolfnm,
HAHAHA that's a pretty good description of JG.

I kind of think of him as being dotty hinkle when he gets mad Very Happy

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rD88jrQ1Rd8
JGoldman10
 
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Mon 8 Aug, 2011 07:50 pm
@jcboy,
WHAT YOU ARE DOING IS AN ABOMINATION.

THERE ARE NO HOMOSEXUALS IN HEAVEN.

Do you HATE JESUS?

STOP TALKING TO ME.
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JGoldman10
 
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Mon 8 Aug, 2011 07:53 pm
I AM AGAINST GAY MARRIAGE- THAT IS AN ABOMINATION.I AM AGAINST MILITANT GAY AGENDA.
wmwcjr
 
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Mon 8 Aug, 2011 07:59 pm
(sung to a tune -- with apologies to Shari Lews):

This is the thread that never ends.
This is the thread that never ends ...

Mr. Green




(The above is an example of humor at the expense of no one involved. In other words, it's guilt-free. Smile )
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JGoldman10
 
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Mon 8 Aug, 2011 08:06 pm
ORAL INTERCOURSE IS AN UNNATURAL SEX ACT - GOD DID NOT INTEND FOR OUR MOUTHS TO BE USED IN SUCH A MANNER.

MANY CHRISTIAN PASTORS HAVE SAID THIS IS NOT GOD'S INTENTION FOR US TO DO THIS AND THERE HAVE BEEN MANY SERMONS ON TV IN WHICH EVANGELISTS HAVE SAID THIS.

GOD CONDEMNS SODOMY.

This is all I am going to say about this subject.
jcboy
 
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Mon 8 Aug, 2011 08:09 pm
@JGoldman10,
Quote:
This is all I am going to say about this subject.


Somehow I doubt that Very Happy
firefly
 
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Mon 8 Aug, 2011 08:09 pm
@JGoldman10,
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-KoyR-4wwD-s/TXAc8KBqbWI/AAAAAAAAAOc/pn3HZOocpNA/s400/get_a_life_web.jpg
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JGoldman10
 
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Mon 8 Aug, 2011 08:15 pm
I AM NOT DISCUSSING SEX ACTS WITH YOU PEOPLE. IF I WANT TO DISCUSS SEX ACTS I WILL ASK MY BISHOP.

I AM NOT GOING TO DISCUSS THIS WITH UNGODLY PEOPLE.
JGoldman10
 
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Mon 8 Aug, 2011 08:21 pm
@jcboy,
GALATIANS 6:7 - Do not be deceived: God is not mocked, for whatever one sows, that will he also reap.
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JGoldman10
 
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Mon 8 Aug, 2011 08:25 pm
@JGoldman10,
These are Scriputes I just found related to oral sex:

1 John 2:16
For all that is in the world, the lust of the flesh, and the lust of the eyes, and the pride of life, is not of the Father, but is of the world.

1 Corinthians 6:18
Flee fornication. Every sin that a man does is without the body; but he that commits fornication sins against his own body.

Ephesians 4:19
Who being past feeling have given themselves over to lasciviousness, to work all uncleanness with greediness.
JGoldman10
 
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Mon 8 Aug, 2011 08:29 pm
We are NOT ANIMALS:

1 Thessalonians 4:3-5

It is God’s will that you should be sanctified: that you should avoid sexual immorality; that each of you should learn to control your own body[a] in a way that is holy and honorable, not in passionate lust like the pagans, who do not know God
firefly
 
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Mon 8 Aug, 2011 08:31 pm
@JGoldman10,
Quote:
I AM NOT DISCUSSING SEX ACTS WITH YOU PEOPLE. IF I WANT TO DISCUSS SEX ACTS I WILL ASK MY BISHOP.

That's after you've already discussed oral sex, anal sex, vaginal sex, and masturbation in this thread?. Laughing

So now...
http://horrormerch.com/stickers/pag048st.jpg
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shewolfnm
 
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Mon 8 Aug, 2011 10:21 pm
@jcboy,
Laughing Laughing
MontereyJack
 
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Mon 8 Aug, 2011 11:49 pm
JGoldman says:
Quote:
IF I WANT TO DISCUSS SEX ACTS I WILL ASK MY BISHOP

You're going to have a sex act with your bishop? You're very strange.
JGoldman10
 
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Tue 9 Aug, 2011 02:26 am
@MontereyJack,
I DON'T NEED PEOPLE WHO ARE NOT CHRISTIANS TO TRY TO JUSTIFY THAT THINGS LIKE MASTURBATION AND ORAL AND ANAL SEX ARE OKAY.

I KNOW WHAT GOD AND THE BIBLE SAY ABOUT THEM.

PEOPLE IN THE WORLD ARE NOT SAVED - THEY ARE CARNAL AND ARE INTO WHAT "FEELS GOOD".

GOD SAYS TO ABSTAIN FROM THESE THINGS- ABSTAIN FROM ALL SEXUAL IMMORALITY. ANY KIND OF SEX OUTSIDE OF MARRIAGE IS A SIN. YOU ARE DEFILING AND ABUSING YOUR BODIES OF YOU DO THESE THINGS.
JGoldman10
 
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Tue 9 Aug, 2011 02:27 am
@MontereyJack,
Romans 6:13 -

Do not present your members to sin as instruments for unrighteousness, but present yourselves to God as those who have been brought from death to life, and your members to God as instruments for righteousness.
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JGoldman10
 
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Tue 9 Aug, 2011 05:55 am
@shewolfnm,
You think it's funny to make fun of OTHER African-Americans here?

You and that other black woman who responded are crazed ignorant racists.
the prince
 
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Tue 9 Aug, 2011 06:06 am
@JGoldman10,
I am not a christian, is it okay if I have gay oral and anal sex? Twisted Evil
Sturgis
 
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Tue 9 Aug, 2011 06:18 am
@JGoldman10,
From the latest version of the Bible, the New Stryphonicus Version, we find in the book Hammurabi (losely translated as Ham your Rabbi, a.k.a. pork a rabbi) chapter 79, verses 13-31:

"Now in those days, a sinner by the name of Goldman wandered the desert in search of a camel and sustenance. Being as how it was evening and fast approaching nigh was a desert storm of great and terrible magnitude, Goldman sought shelter in the tent at the edge of a great city for it the hour was late and he was weary from his journey to the Porn Palace where he'd been forced to enter each booth searching for sinners to instruct them of their evil doing.
Yea, verily, he enterethed unto the tent and beheld not 1 but 40 virgins who were men in the fullest degree and fondling each others loins. Seeing as that they were the purest of men as they were Bishops, Goldman fell upon his knees and supplicated them each and every one. As evening drew deeper, so deeper did the Bishops enter deeply in their ponderings and pounderings.
When morning came, Goldman was sore afraid, hell man he was just plain sore, there were after all 40 Bishops, and he attempted yet to stand when straightaway came a great gust of wind so mighty that he could not withstand it and he fell rapidly upon his face landing in a space not 30 cubits from the..."

...To Be Continued...
the prince
 
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Tue 9 Aug, 2011 06:39 am
@Sturgis,
This has to be the funniest thing I have ever read !! Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing
 

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