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When did you first find out you had a vagina????

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dlowan
 
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Reply Fri 9 Dec, 2005 03:25 am
JLNobody wrote:
A vagina? Where should I look?


This is difficult to generalise about, as it depends greatly upon the positioning of the body in question.

Cola wrote:
Dlowan-
"Trouble is, the thing itself does not, as far as I have seen, look that good....nor, generally, do men's bits and bobs."

I don't know, I've seen some visually desirable "bits and bobs" ( ...although I'd never heard the term "bits and bobs" till I came to this site ...)

*re, a long long ray of sun ...*


Hi Cola.


I have seen a couple of very nice lots, too......but you hafta kiss a lot of frogs......as it were...


Am I alone in thinking this?


Some men seem to find women's doovey hickies rawther nice to gaze upon, for instance. I tend to rely on liking the fella a lot to enjoy looking at his whatsits...



dagmaraka wrote:
dlowan wrote:

Great theory, but flawed by possible Lamarckianness, I fear.


nah. every rule has a few exceptions. otherwise they'd be tautologies.



For REAL???





Hmmmmm......howsabout some advertising blurb for the clitoris, since some seem to think it requires PR?

Anyone game?
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dagmaraka
 
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Reply Fri 9 Dec, 2005 03:59 am
is it a paid position?
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Lord Ellpus
 
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Reply Fri 9 Dec, 2005 04:05 am
OH! The temptation was too much......



KUNG FOO CLITORIS! The "must have" game for Xmas 2005!

It's a bit like "Kung Foo Combat", but instead of killing a person with one finger, you just make them scream a bit.

Available at Games "r" us from Dec 16th.
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Lord Ellpus
 
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Reply Fri 9 Dec, 2005 04:17 am
TV AD......

"Tired of not being able to hold your Playgirl mag with BOTH hands?"


"Well.....why not try "Clitty".. the new fully mobile, self guiding toy from Buzzmatic."

<closing jingle>
"Clitty....Clitty.....Clitty the bush bangaroo"
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dagmaraka
 
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Reply Fri 9 Dec, 2005 04:17 am
hmmm. have you been involved in the testing stage?
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Lord Ellpus
 
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Reply Fri 9 Dec, 2005 04:25 am
I was present, but purely out of scientific curiosity.
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dlowan
 
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Reply Fri 9 Dec, 2005 05:27 am
Oy! You are besmirching the thread.


This is a serious search for PR material for the clitoris....
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dagmaraka
 
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Reply Fri 9 Dec, 2005 05:58 am
those are good rock-solid business ideas. i think ellpus fits the requirements for a PR manager.
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dlowan
 
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Reply Fri 9 Dec, 2005 06:42 am
Et tu, Dagglepuss?
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DrewDad
 
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Reply Fri 9 Dec, 2005 08:42 am
dagmaraka wrote:
yes, it's just so much more civilized...i think it's a sign of women being one step ahead on the evolutionary ladder. including with less body hair, subtler features, greater usage of all four quarters of the brain instead of just one.... all sorts of things.

i have a theory, i posted it somewhere. it all goes back to the mammoth hunting era. while men were running after the damned beasts, women chewed skins, cooked, did quiet things around house...or cave... got to talk and think a lot more... for thousands of years...that has to show somewhere. like on a woman's clitoris Rolling Eyes

So the higher evolutionary states are achieved by cunning linguists? The mammoth hunters were missing out....
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DrewDad
 
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Reply Fri 9 Dec, 2005 08:42 am
You ladies have no idea how difficult it is to manage plumbing that's on the outside....
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DrewDad
 
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Reply Fri 9 Dec, 2005 08:46 am
I think the US needs a "the more you know" ad for "the" clitoris.

I swear, much of the silliness here is caused by inept men; the ladies are too high-strung and the men are getting too much sleep.
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timberlandko
 
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Reply Fri 9 Dec, 2005 09:09 am
Well, thats it for me. I'm gonna go take a nap.
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DrewDad
 
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Reply Fri 9 Dec, 2005 09:11 am
Keep those eggs warm....



Good PR creates a "buzz." The perfect thing, methinks.
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stuh505
 
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Reply Fri 9 Dec, 2005 09:46 am
DrewDad wrote:
Keep those eggs warm....


hehe. haha
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JLNobody
 
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Reply Fri 9 Dec, 2005 12:58 pm
Dlowan....ribit.
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dlowan
 
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Reply Fri 9 Dec, 2005 04:26 pm
DrewDad wrote:
dagmaraka wrote:
yes, it's just so much more civilized...i think it's a sign of women being one step ahead on the evolutionary ladder. including with less body hair, subtler features, greater usage of all four quarters of the brain instead of just one.... all sorts of things.

i have a theory, i posted it somewhere. it all goes back to the mammoth hunting era. while men were running after the damned beasts, women chewed skins, cooked, did quiet things around house...or cave... got to talk and think a lot more... for thousands of years...that has to show somewhere. like on a woman's clitoris Rolling Eyes

So the higher evolutionary states are achieved by cunning linguists? The mammoth hunters were missing out....


That's our story, and we're sticking to it.


DrewDad wrote:
You ladies have no idea how difficult it is to manage plumbing that's on the outside....


What's to manage?


Except I think it makes you focus on it too much, having it right there.

DrewDad wrote:
I think the US needs a "the more you know" ad for "the" clitoris.

I swear, much of the silliness here is caused by inept men; the ladies are too high-strung and the men are getting too much sleep.



So....write one............. We be waiting......with bated breath....



JLNobody wrote:
Dlowan....ribit.



Erudite, allusive, deeply moving......
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nimh
 
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Reply Fri 9 Dec, 2005 04:51 pm
Dont throw a fit, rub your clit?
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nimh
 
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Reply Fri 9 Dec, 2005 04:52 pm
No clit no glory?
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DrewDad
 
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Reply Fri 9 Dec, 2005 04:53 pm
nimh wrote:
Dont throw a fit, rub your clit?

Then have some chocolate....
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