blatham wrote:OK! Just got off the phone with a tied-in promoter guy and he's hot on my new idea. This is gonna be money. He's linked up with the Hobby Lobby, a bigtime gizmo promotion/sales group who gets stuff made over in China real real cheap and then brings the stuff back here for marketing. They are, which would be irrelevant except for what we are talking about here, evangelicals. So they are going with my idea. We are going to design and produce a life-sized jesus doll that hugs. Good big tight hugs. You know, for christians when they get a bit sad or lonely or purposeless. And then jesus will give them a big squeeze. So this is good news. The Hobby Lobby is going to produce my Squeeze Us Jesus.
I suspect the people who market the blinking and lit up ones already have this...lemme google it....
Oh my:
JESUS HUGS
Have you ever had a "Jesus hug",
Do you know what one feels like?
If you've never had a "Jesus hug",
I pray one day you might.
A "Jesus hug" is different,
As far as hugging goes;
It's a little taste of Heaven,
Here on earth below.
Only those who love the Lord,
Can give a "Jesus hug";
It conveys God's grace and mercy,
And unconditional love.
Those who give out "Jesus hugs"
Always seem to somehow know
Just when you're in need of one
To make your spirit glow.
And if you ever need one
I hope that I will see,
So I can give you a "Jesus hug";
Just like someone did for me.
© 1996 Jan McIntosh
Nope, no squeeze us jesuses.
Go ahead.....but even I am a weeeny bit scared you'll go to hell.... :wink:
