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O'Reilly - "Very Secret Plan to Diminish Christianity"

 
 
DrewDad
 
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Reply Tue 6 Dec, 2005 03:33 pm
ehBeth wrote:
dlowan wrote:
I am more intrigued, frankly, that they had to nail the trees down to stop them moving.

I take it modern trees are way less frisky and inclined to wander?

Who knew?


ummmmmmm, nowadays, we just put 'em in restraints

http://www.gardensandhome.com/Prod_images/ChristmasTreeStand.JPG


how do you keep yer trees from tippin' over?


I think this is the antipodean version:

http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b125/DrewDad/upside-down-tree.gif
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dlowan
 
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Reply Tue 6 Dec, 2005 03:35 pm
Sharp and bright. Nods.
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dlowan
 
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Reply Tue 6 Dec, 2005 03:37 pm
Sharp and bright. Nods.

That comment was to ehBeth's comment, by the way.

Pssst, beth, did you like the mirror poem?
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dlowan
 
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Reply Tue 6 Dec, 2005 03:38 pm
Restraints?


No tree of mine needs restraining.


For real trees we traditionally use a big tub of sand, I think, and stick 'em in it.
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ehBeth
 
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Reply Tue 6 Dec, 2005 03:39 pm
pssst, yes i did

i didn't want anymore attention drawn to what i'd dropped in there - just in case it got disappeared on the other thread - which was why i didn't comment
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DrewDad
 
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Reply Tue 6 Dec, 2005 03:40 pm
Grrr...


http://www.hammacher.com/publish/72376.asp?source=google&keyword=upside%20down%20tree&cm_ven=NewGate&cm_cat=Google&cm_pla=Holiday%20Preview05&cm_ite=upside%20down%20tree
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dyslexia
 
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Reply Tue 6 Dec, 2005 03:40 pm
self-standing plastic. it's the future, Mrs Robinson.
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Lash
 
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Reply Tue 6 Dec, 2005 03:46 pm
cyphercat wrote:
okay, I'm just reading along and not getting involved, and this has nothing to do with the topic, but I gotta know-- what does Val Kilmer as Doc Holliday have to do with anything??

I'm afraid if I tell you, it would make you involved.

Just meditate on Val.
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DrewDad
 
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Reply Tue 6 Dec, 2005 04:05 pm
Put Val and Liam together. Could make one very relaxed.
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dlowan
 
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Reply Tue 6 Dec, 2005 04:15 pm
DrewDad, I can't see anything where you say you posted the Antipodean restraints.

If you wish to twease me, you may need to describe it.
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yitwail
 
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Reply Tue 6 Dec, 2005 04:16 pm
Christians may need to relax, after these developments:

Some Megachurches Closing for Christmas By RACHEL ZOLL, AP Religion Writer
15 minutes ago

This Christmas, no prayers will be said in several megachurches around the country. Even though the holiday falls this year on a Sunday, when churches normally host thousands for worship, pastors are canceling services, anticipating low attendance on what they call a family day.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20051206/ap_on_re_us/closed_on_christmas

first "holiday," and now "family day." America is being haunted by the spectre of secularism.
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DrewDad
 
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Reply Tue 6 Dec, 2005 04:50 pm
dlowan wrote:
DrewDad, I can't see anything where you say you posted the Antipodean restraints.

If you wish to twease me, you may need to describe it.


I posted the link a couple of entries later...

http://www.hammacher.com/publish/72376.asp?source=google&keyword=upside%20down%20tree&cm_ven=NewGate&cm_cat=Google&cm_pla=Holiday%20Preview05&cm_ite=upside%20down%20tree
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DrewDad
 
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Reply Tue 6 Dec, 2005 04:51 pm
Here's a shorter link:

http://www.hammacher.com/publish/72376.asp

Sold out, though.
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Setanta
 
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Reply Tue 6 Dec, 2005 04:57 pm
vile page stretchers . . .
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DrewDad
 
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Reply Tue 6 Dec, 2005 05:01 pm
Is that like a left-handed wrench?
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dlowan
 
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Reply Tue 6 Dec, 2005 05:27 pm
No, it's like a vile page stretcher.
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yitwail
 
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Reply Tue 6 Dec, 2005 05:31 pm
it only stretches vile pages?
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Finn dAbuzz
 
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Reply Tue 6 Dec, 2005 05:37 pm
blatham wrote:
finn

Perhaps you have a definition of racism which does not mean preference for one's own and discomfort with the other.


That's a bit light.

I would suggest it's the belief that a given race is superior to others or a given race is inferior to others. Although unlikely, it's possible for a black man to be a white supremacist. The given race one believes is superior need not be one's own.

Depicting Jesus or The Buddha as a member of one's nationality or race does not imply a belief that one's nationality or race is superior to others, or that the other races or nationalities (even if historically accurate) are inferior.

It may signal a narrow perspective and/or a comfort with the familiar, but its a stretch to conclude that it is racism.
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Lash
 
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Reply Tue 6 Dec, 2005 07:16 pm
ehBeth wrote:
Steve (as 41oo) wrote:
is that one of condi's torture implements?


I'd respond, but then lash'd drop past and accuse me of being politically incorrect.

Rolling Eyes

If it isn't one of your best nigger jokes, it's ok with me.
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ehBeth
 
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Reply Tue 6 Dec, 2005 07:18 pm
I'm canajun. I don't think I know any.
Maybe you could tell me one.
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