I was startin' ta get a little wrinkly, but all those nice things folks said to me a bit earlier puffed me up pretty good.
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Here, pass around the party mix.
Puffed up can be a good thing..... :wink:
Goodness me!
Does anyone have coffee?
Hey, what's with the BYOB business? I have to bring my own broad?
Profiling: Striking alluring poses, while pretending not to strike alluring poses.
Like a Bob Barker beauty, tantalizingly sweeping her arms before a washing machine....
Sofia ever so carefully flips her locks from her breast and..... reaches..... for........a ..........handful........of ............trailmix. She laughs at Timber's joke, carefully arching her back, while not showing her laugh lines.
Tis an art, I tell you.
"Flips her breast from her socks?"
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. Mine's a double thanks... and keep 'em coming. <hey guys you've got such DIRTY minds>
A double scotch? Don't mind if I do.
You're gonna break something if you keep that up, Sofia!
Rusty Nail'll do me, thanks.
Aww man!! There's always one, isn't there?! Release the mutated sea-bass!
Damn!
Codeborg has ruined my meticulous coif.
I look like crap, and the women are gossiping about me (for just a second, and then they love me again.)
The trail mix is ALL IN THE HOT TUB!
I am not cleaning this thing again!
Ah, the glittering sky,......the balmy breeze......the muscle spasm from my profiling. I guess there is an age limit on that.
Hmmmmmm - one can only hope so.....heeeheeee....
Not so fast, bunny.
You are an unrepentant intellectual profiler!!!! Sitting there so nonchalantly, with your Rusty Nail held at a slight angle, surveying the pagans, waiting like a spider with your perfectly crafted witticisms!!!!!!!
...and your enviable slender ears.
Sea-bass will take care of the trailmix - as for the Borg, he'd better surface with that damn unicorn.
Hmmmmm - you think I flirt via my bons mot?
Bugger! Sprung!
grrrr....... grumble.....scowling.......muttering imprecations.......... growling....
Deb--
What is your favorite weather?
pardon me? favourite weather?
(ps - they ain't crafted - straight from me subconscious to you)
Are you sending me insulting witticisms off the rack, instead of tailor made? Off the cuff? Are you trying to burn me poor head with stinging subconscious daggers?
Don't hate me because I'm beautiful, .............or excessively verbal.