Hmmmmmmm.....pretty damn smegging assertive.....wow!
<recites a calming mantra>
shameless persuation of flesh and mind altering substances is so artifical. Are you trying to find happiness in it ? This happiness is only temporary - just imagine what will happen afterwards - used, torn loofahs and a pounding headache....
True happiness lies within - use yr hands (oops)
Hmmmm.... I never thought about the "come in for a coffee"! Maybe there is a hidden message in there somewhere ;-)
Sex on the beach is an awsome drink. Really it is :-D
To be honest Gez, not much of a cocktail drinker......
It's really good stuff, but you've got to be carefull with it because it goes down easy, but has a big kick.
Anything which "goes down easy" has a big kick
Never did drag Timber out of Iraq.
And, if Asherman ever checks in here, I fully expect him to don his speedo and hop in, as well. No one is safe from our watery analysis and queries!!
I behaved rather whorishly last eve, and shan't repeat it.
(Unless max schmoozes me with his silver tongue and gifs...)
All I wanna do is wanna boom boom boom is wanna zoom zoom...
Here's that SOB Gezzy sorry for the delay, I was fresh squeezing the orange juice!
Oh, thank goodness. I thought I was gonna have to make my own and I forgot what was in it since my bartending skills have faded since it's been so long.
Thanks Max :-D Ahhhhhhhh, that is soooooo goooood!!!! Yummy!!!!
<Sits in corner of cavernous hot tub, watching gezzy flirt with max...
Wonders why jespah didn't show, as everyone knows she loves that dirty water.
Gets out of tub, revealing quite supple body and rounded posterior, courtesy of Stairmaster... Feeds Timber's starving dogs SINCE HE IS TOO BUSY IN IRAQ FOR ANYTHING ELSE...>
Hey Gezzy bon't bogart that OJ, lets have some over here. Gautam is sure gonna need some after his gym session, think of all those toxins he has imbibed coming out of his pores, he's gonna need a Vitamin C kick this afternoon.
Hey, Timber how are things ?
Hiama removes the loofah remnants and takes snaps of all the bikini clad ans some unclad ladies for the a2k open day next week at Madsion Square gardens.
Sofia, I have an aching lower back, can you do massage ?
Actually, I have taken classes in the art of the massage. Very good with the hands, so I've been told...
It's all in the oil, and controlled pressure.... See....
Isn't that nice?.....
Gezzy jumps out of the hot tub and rushes to the store for more OJ.
I know, gezzy.
I didn't intend the hot tub to be an orgy.
No more touching!!! Late day conversation and discussion of old, nekkid politicians!!!! No touchy!!! Hiama, I know that's not my loofah!
