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Mon 7 Apr, 2003 12:13 am
<Long exhale. Bubbles plinking all around.> This is great. A perfect unwind.
Nothing like a glass of burgundy and a riot of water all around at the end of a hard day fussing about Iraq.
Timber doesn't know I've commandeered his hot tub. Its the biggest, and should fit all 2000 of us nicely. So, I just plopped down in it, hoping to lure him and the usual suspects away from the drama of war and serious matters and into their trunks.
I witnessed a great hot tub party several months ago. That BillW is quite the party animal. Tip O'Neill (dead, though he was...), Janet Reno and Ted Kennedy dropped by. Of course, Ted farted and was asked to leave...
Anywho, for the night trawlers... If you find yourselves looking for live entertainment, come by Timber's Hot Tub. Hopefully, he'll come out and baste with us on occasion. If not, we'll just splash water on his bedroom window.
Tonight, our hot tub is christened by Eddie Murphy.
Celebrity Hot Tub Party
Performed by Eddie Murphy
"It's Timber's Celebrity Hot Tub Party!
And now, here he is! The godfather of soul, and hot tub man number one,
James Brown!"
Sometimes it make me break out in a cold sweat!
One two three four!
Hot tub! Ha! Da!
Ah-full of water!
I say hot tub! Ha!
Day! Ba! Very, very hot... Very hot! Da!
Hot tub! Gonna get ya hot-a!
Gonna make ya sweat! Hey! Say!
Hot tub! Rub a dub in the hot tub!
Rub a dub with me!
Should I get in the hot tub?
(Yeah!)
Will it make me sweat?
(Yeah!)
Should I get in the hot tub?
(Yeah!)
Will it make me wet?
(Yeah!)
Well, well, well...
Hot tub! Ah!
Get in!
Gonna get in the water!
Gonna make me sweat! Ah!
Here I go in the hot tub!
HHHHIIIGGGHH!!
Too hot in the hot tub! Ma!
Burn myself!
Make it cooler!
Good God!
Gonna make me...
I'm gonna get in the hot tub..
I'm gonna get in the hot tub..
I'm gonna get in the hot tub..
Ha! Lilin! Lidilin! Eh!
A gonna make me sweat-ah!
Dah! Gonna make me sweat!
Gonna make me sweat-ah!
Dah! Gonna get me in the hot tub!
I can't stand it!
Here I go! I can't stand it!
Here I go in the hot tub!
Gonna get in the hot tub!
Gonna get it wet-ah!
Good God!
HHHIIIIGGHHH!! Ha!
Good God!
Rub a dub!
In the hot tub!
Rub a dub with me!
Good God!
Rub a dub in the hot tub!
Gonna set me free!
I am too hot for a hot tub - been traipsing around for hours in muggy, warm weather - dodging the odd raindrop and bolt of lightning - got a cool drink while I cooool down?
Timber's hot tub is boiling.
I hope his dog is in for the night. Must be, or he'd have eaten me by now.
Nice balmy night.
Still,...... big hot tub.
Splashing Timber's window....
Anybody out and about?
Bunny!
So glad to see ye.
How was your day? Slay dragons?
Will turn down the heat....
Have you seen that max? You know they guy who bears a striking resemblance to Robert Redford? Pretty cute, huh?
Hmmmmmmm .....
No dragons - I am on a few days off - bits of this and bits of that to do today. How does one EVER combine a life and working? Answer me that...
I am looking out over the late afternoon sky - clouds, dim misty rain....evening.....
Is Timber aware we are here?
TIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIBEEEEEEEEEEEER!
Always wanted to meet the Timbers - I have a very soft spot for him, if you lnow what I mean......
I feel for you.
Wasn't able to do it meeself. The dreaded Chronic Fatigue Syndrome struck me.
For the last two years, she says sipping her burgundy, I would come home from a seriously whirlwind day at work and collapse, worthless until the next morning.
It nearly killed me. Now, I shop much less, but am beginning to remember all the things I'd forgotten.
Work can be a bad thing.
Your on and off schedule--do you work Baylor shifts (16 hrs at a time) or what?
Your timber call was too funny.
Me: TTtiiiiiiimmbeeeeerrrr!!!!!!!!
The dog will get us for sure, now.
(I didna bother to tell him we would be using his hot tub.) But, he is fun when he musses his hair.
Hmm - no shifts - I have taken a few days leave - but no money, so cannot do a lot of socialising or go away - lots of reading, and videos, and catching up with friends CHEAPLY - and probably time on the net, too.
Hmmmm - that is too bad re chronic fatigue - I collapse at the end of the day, too - but I call it age!
What do you work at, if I may ask?
I was,....oh bunny, I guess you haven't happened upon the fact that in a former life I was Lash Goth.
Though she and I are dissimilar in many ways, we did have the same job.
<funna> Mental health counsellor, of the paraprofessional sort.
Am I correct in that you were Mental Health Counsellor, of the professional sort?
Had to take a permanent powder last June, as mind and body ceased to function. Both are returning slowly, but surely.
I couldn't read for a month. Would lose the first part of the sentence before getting to the last part. Lovely illness.
Thing is, if I get too stressed, it will happen again. So, I'm on permanent vacation.
Sorry you're so tired. I can certainly empathize.
Awww, fer chrisake! I'm overwhelmed. Most of the dogs are in. I'm franticly following the current stunning developments in the Gulf Unpleasantness ... but thanks for the party ... I'm likely to be a bit distracted for a little while ... forgive me, please
Just remember to check your hot tub occasionally...
Ya never know what/who ya might find in thar.
(Think the bunny has a thing for ya, big boy.)
"Stunning developments?" Dammit, he'll never come out...... Where's my towel?
LOL! Gulf? I need to go and check a news source, right?
Are you really Lash Goth?
yep - I be a therapist.
off to check news sources...
Hiama climbs into the hot tub with count them TWO gorgeous humans of the female persuasion. Are the rest of your guys mad!
Letting an insane sex fiend like me loose with such voluptuous and exciting sirens, I may have died and gone to heaven.
Hiama asks Debs if she has caught God cheating at cards yet ? You have to watch him as he knows and sees everyhting and we don't. Hiama pours the Veuve Cliquot for Sofia who looks wonderful in her g string and Debs has been skinny dipping for years due to the OZ sunshine so guess what she is wearing ? Pinch me somebody.
Oohh!
I must admit my sun-browned skin is very tantalizing in the water, and I appreciate the lovely drinkie-poo, but I am askance at your revelation of sex-fiendishness and stunning developments in the Gulf....
The bunny has hopped out to go to Iraq, and ....why are you grinning like that?
I am grinning like that because that is not your loofah !
I must say dear, fiend that you are, you have rubbed me the right way.
What is that you have on under the bubbles? Can't see....
Why don't we do some underwater swimming and you'll see. Do you think Timber will mind ?
Hate to be a tease, nah, really I love it, but that's beside the point.
Am being whisked away into bed.
Til next time.
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