Wow ... thanks! Sure glad you folks are here to take care of me .... I'm damn near havin' too much fun. Think I'll crawl in behind a bottle of good Irish and settle down a bit.
Not that bottle of Irish Timber, give me my Bushmills back or I'll deflate you again. Thanks, now will you take a glass with me or ten ?
Gezzy and Sofia are eyeing Hiama who had forgotten his loffah had fallen into his pants, he removbes it and they both faint. Timber and Hiama fight for who is going to give mouth to mouth to whom, when the wabbit jumps in........
Ooooohhhh.......<swooning.....>
Hiama picks Sofia up lightly in his arms and gently carsssing her brings her back to life, their eyes meet and a knowing smile flits across each of their faces as their souls talk to each other through their eyes....
Skin comes alive with enhanced sensitivity.
The light wind enraptures their bodies....
palpitations crezendo....
low, yet persistant yearnings demand satisfaction....
Screen fades to black.
<Sofia cannot maintain revving engines for this length of time.....>
. . . and then that damn horn gets in the way again.
BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTT!!!!!
heeheehee
A splattered and battered Hiama drags himself up from the monosyllabic burst of wabbit gun fire. He gives Gautam one of his "you laughing at me punk" looks which seems to do the trick.
Sofia has given up waiting , her engine had gone cold, Hiama surveys the scene, decides to cut his losses and go visit Disneyland for a few days of faked sincerity or is it sincere fakery ? -see if that does the trick
Er - it was just the horn, Hiama - you and Sofia sort of hit it in your throes, as it were.... just a horn, you know. No need to go to Disneyland. Sorry the horn scared you and all - hope it didn't sort of ...you know... scare anything away....
Every morning, I'm a repentant trollop.
Was that hiama's horn, and if so...............who blew it?
<sing to the tune of row row row yr boat>
Blow, blow blow his horn,
Gently in the tub,
merrily merrily merrily merrily,
while giving it a rub !!
Er - i wasn't in the car - I couldn't SEE who blew it!
So THAT's where my loofah went ?
