Can I freshen anyone's drink?
Thats the story of my life, one woman invites me to a hot tub then disapperas then another plays with my loofah and goes off to bed with someone else !
Hot damn !
Hot tub !
Anyone else out there ?
I am here. Does that help at all?
You been loofahing with somebody else?
GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!
Debs,
No, it's too late, you've hurt my pride. I'm not anyone's second best and besides I don't like the way you've been looking at Max-Robert Redford -lookalike.
MAx if these drinks were any fresher they'd be sprouting, what did you put in them industrial strength alcohol-hic
hmmm - 'tis not MAX I have been eyeing -as well as you.
but only one of you is here....ever heard of carpe diem?
Ok you show me your diem then and I'll seize it
hmmmmmm - my diem is hiding in plain sight------- here it is.....
carpe the smegger
last one in is a yesterdaydiem......
MMM thats nice. Glad I came now.
Shall we ask Max to avert his eyes, he snuk back in while we were carpeing dies ( plural of diem not the mortal end state)
Max?Max? i am not thinking so very clearly - what a carpe you have......oh diem sweet.........
MMMM two timing on a first date, I've heard about you rabbits.
I am soooooo not two timing! Who are you? Iago?
Sheeeeesh!
Can I squeeze in this awsome hot tub or would the two of you like to be alone?
Max
I'll have a sex on the beach if you're still getting drinks.
How casual! How relaxed!
"Max
I'll have a sex on the beach if you're still getting drinks."
How ASSERTIVE!
gezzy wrote:Can I squeeze in this awsome hot tub or would the two of you like to be alone?
Max
I'll have a sex on the beach if you're still getting drinks.
Oooooooooooooooooooooh a sandwich !!!
I will have sex on the beach whether or not max is getting drinks. Now if only I can find a partner......
<damn I keep forgetting I have become a monk>
LOL! You do know that a sex on the beach is a drink, don't you?
That's what they all say!
Oh you mean to say that when that waiter asked me "if I would like to have sex on the beach" he was asking me for a drink ???
No wonder he looked so surprised when I said, "Not on a public beach" <grin>
So what does come in for a coffee mean Gezzy ?
Gautam, calm down.
Debs, Wait til I get you home
Max, where's those drinks
Asserive enough for you Debs ?
