Noddy24 wrote:An Organic Gardener can't be completely vile.
HA!
I'll bet Charlie boy hasn't had a speck of dung under his fingernails since he jumped on the gardening bandwagon.
Charles: "Well, what do you think, old boy, shall we go all organic?"
Tomato plant: "Whatever you say Guv. You're the boss."
Charles: "Smidgkins, see to it that the entire farm is run on a strictly organic regime by the time I get back from Polo"
Smidgkins: Arr, roight ye are, sir" <thinks.....bloody tomato plants. They sure got their revenge for me peein' on 'em yesterday.>