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I'll just entertain myself

 
 
edgarblythe
 
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Reply Tue 8 Feb, 2022 08:34 pm
edit - no I don't eat tp.

It's eartatin' that the coffee I drink went up a dollar a can a few weeks back - Last week it went up another dollar. Another thing I hate - The store quit carrying a brand of toilet paper I always bought. Then they brought it back and it is now the weakest sorriest tp I ever had. Some things they raise the price of, if I can do without it, I simply cut it from my diet.
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jcboy
 
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Reply Wed 9 Feb, 2022 06:53 am
I just responded to a wedding invite by saying, "Sorry, maybe I'll make it to the next one." Was that wrong? I mean, it's only her third.
Mame
 
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Reply Wed 9 Feb, 2022 07:24 am
@jcboy,
Ha ha ha... Might be a little bit in bad taste, lol, but it's funny. I hope you are good friends! ha ha
jcboy
 
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Reply Wed 9 Feb, 2022 07:28 am
@Mame,
hehe I've known her since we were kids. She actually got a kick out of it because she knows my warped sense of humor Razz
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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Wed 9 Feb, 2022 08:18 am
I know somebody who has had three husbands and all three died. I've thought of kidding her that way but fear the consequences.
Ragman
 
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Reply Wed 9 Feb, 2022 08:29 am
@edgarblythe,
Any of those her own husbands?

Seriously, how’s her cooking?
edgarblythe
 
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Reply Wed 9 Feb, 2022 08:38 am
@Ragman,
If you knew the individual stories you would know she had nothing to do with it. The last one was Covid. But that's always my first thought in such a case with strangers.
Ragman
 
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Reply Wed 9 Feb, 2022 08:49 am
@edgarblythe,
Man, every time I hear a discussion of a death, I think was it COVID? Some day, this will be seen from our rear view mirrors!
edgarblythe
 
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Reply Wed 9 Feb, 2022 09:10 am
@Ragman,
I try to think of a time limit for the pandemic and to me there doesn't seem to be any.
Mame
 
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Reply Wed 9 Feb, 2022 10:13 am
@edgarblythe,
We've decided up here to just live with it. Here in Alberta, we no longer have to show our QR code (as of midnight) to get into public places and the rules for venues have changed. By the end of the month, depending on hospital admissions, they'll remove the mask mandate.

Wonder what the trucking convoys will do then.
edgarblythe
 
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Reply Wed 9 Feb, 2022 11:28 am
@Mame,
They'll find a cause.
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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Wed 9 Feb, 2022 11:32 am
Nearly got run over by a lady with a shopping cart. Walking back to the truck well behind my wife who insists on pushing the cart, my knees were not doing well. She came up behind me like Phantom 309 and circled around so tight I had to check my step to avoid a collision. Such is life in a metropolis like Tomball, where the New York speed step is catching on.
Ragman
 
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Reply Wed 9 Feb, 2022 01:37 pm
@edgarblythe,
I had someone do something similar. In a supermarket a woman ran her cart into the back of both ankles. Instinctively I reacted by pushing her cart back and swearing. This was not my plan but it hurt. After her reply of sorry I said I’m sorry too.
edgarblythe
 
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Reply Wed 9 Feb, 2022 01:39 pm
@Ragman,
They get so self-absorbed that they see others as obstacles instead of people with feelings.
Ragman
 
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Reply Wed 9 Feb, 2022 01:48 pm
@edgarblythe,
I’m thankful it wasn’t while I was in my car that she ran into me. When I left the lot, I was checking around.
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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Thu 10 Feb, 2022 07:58 am
https://scontent.fhou1-2.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t39.30808-6/273539135_395525525751497_6108156975471523568_n.jpg?_nc_cat=1&ccb=1-5&_nc_sid=5cd70e&_nc_ohc=m_BmbOqG198AX8zNotg&_nc_ht=scontent.fhou1-2.fna&oh=00_AT9FJEMvP58jElD1Chd9Unen1M5SHqwYJum7fru2iQ4yrA&oe=62098012
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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Fri 11 Feb, 2022 08:02 am
I've finally worked over my manuscript to the point I hate looking at it. Got to back off for a spell.
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jcboy
 
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Reply Fri 11 Feb, 2022 08:11 am
My idea of a “smart tv” is when you take it out of the box and plug it in, it automatically blocks Fox News and everything with a Kardashian in it.
izzythepush
 
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Reply Fri 11 Feb, 2022 08:21 am
@Ragman,
Everybody has a plan until they get punched in the mouth.
Mike Tyson.
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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Fri 11 Feb, 2022 08:26 am
My TV is a computer, designed to entice me into subscribing to all sorts of crap I can't afford.
 

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