Brand X
Brand X wrote:Hope Bear, Squinney and the cubs are back to norm....erm...back to the way they were soon.
Hey! Brand X, we haven't seen you for a long time. Glad you're back among the poop watchers.
BBB
He pooped! <<<clapping>>>
Bella's SO ready to have a baby...
A bear is taking a crap in the woods when a rabbit hops by. Bear says "Hey bunny, when you poop does it stick to your fur?". Rabbit says "No, never". So the bear wipes his ass with the rabbit.
Hope you're feeling better man. Hospitals suck.
Seems like that would be a reason NOT to use the rabbit.
George, why are you dissing my joke?
The thought just struck me that a butt-wipe to
which poop would not stick would be ineffective.
Nothing personal.
Bella, we've saved emails from 2000 or so with the title "Poop!!" and containing unironic, enthusiastic descriptions of the long-awaited infant bowel movement.
George, I thought the same thing.
George wrote:The thought just struck me that a butt-wipe to
which poop would not stick would be ineffective.
Nothing personal.
I'd be like wiping with plastic wrap as opposed to TP .... but I'm not dissing your joke cj. It was a good one.
Really.
Memories of Mrs. Drew asking re: Ya-ya.
"Yes, but what kind of poop was it?"
It's important information!
Ah yes, memories of meconium.
Ticomaya wrote:
I'd be like wiping with plastic wrap as opposed to TP .
experienced in this are we?
Tico invented putting plastic-wrap on the toilet.
He also invented how to live down forgetting that you covered the toilet with plastic wrap.
We used to have the same trainee Nurse arrive every morning on the ward, in order to fill in what she called her "plop plop chart".
Same question every day....."have you moved your bowels?". I used to try and think up new answers everyday ( nothing better to do, really) like "no, they are where they were yesterday" or "why, are you looking for them?" or "Yes, but I forgot to redirect the mail", and many others.
I bet I was her most favourite patient EVER.
(Wondering how Bear is gonna feel about us discussing his poopies...)
He will probably find a way to work it into a Bush thread :-o
Just before starting the rounds of "have you moved your bowels" I suspect she asked whether they'd released the smart-ass....
