Bear In Hospital

(Wondering how Bear is gonna feel about us discussing his poopies...)

George wrote:

The thought just struck me that a butt-wipe to
which poop would not stick would be ineffective.

Nothing personal.

I'd be like wiping with plastic wrap as opposed to TP .... but I'm not dissing your joke cj. It was a good one.


Really.

Ticomaya wrote:

George wrote:

The thought just struck me that a butt-wipe to
which poop would not stick would be ineffective.

Nothing personal.

I'd be like wiping with plastic wrap as opposed to TP .... but I'm not dissing your joke cj. It was a good one.


Really.

No. It wasn't.

Here's a joke for the Bear:

A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose, still heavily sedated from a difficult surgical procedure. A student nurse appears to give him a partial sponge bath.

"Nurse," he mumbles from behind the mask. "Are my testicles black?"

Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know, sir. I'm only here to wash your upper body and feet."

He struggles to ask again, "Nurse, are my testicles black?"

Concerned that he may elevate his vital signs from worry about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and pulls back the covers. She raises his gown, holds his penis in one hand and his testicles in the other. She takes a close look and says, "There's nothing wrong with them, sir!"

The man pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her and says, "Thank you very much. That was wonderful, but listen very, very closely......
A r e - m y - t e s t - r e s u l t s - b a c k ?

(Wondering how Bear is gonna feel about us discussing his poopies...)