Flirting? I swear I don't know the first thing about it. Sam, on the other hand claims that I'm an invenerate flirt and has strictly forbidden my eating a banana during rush hour, on any freeway, in any major city. I'm not sure why, but I'll explain my side of it. You can ask her for her side of it.
A few years ago, we were traveling west on a freeway during rush hour. Now, I had a banana that looked awfully good and I really wanted to take my time and enjoy all of it. So, I peeled it about half way down and slid that peeled portion into my mouth. As I did this, a cute guy in a Mercedes pulled alongside. He smiled and I slowly pulled the banana out of my mouth to smile back. I then slid the banana slooowly down my throat again enjoying it's flavor, much like a child with a drippy popcicle. Through the corner of my eye, I saw this guy grinning from ear to ear.
Sam yelled,"Billie!! You stop that right now!! That guy almost sideswiped us!!"
I innocently asked what I was doing. She then explained, as only she can, that not only were we almost sideswiped by the guy in the Mercedes, but it would have caused a multiple car pile up. Since then, I've not eaten any bananas on the freeway.
Then there are the older men that sometimes turn red when I hug them. I wonder what they're thinking?
You were there, Synonymph?
Yes, and most of the flirting was hardly innocent.
I tole my sweetiepie, the day i stop flirtin', she better check fer a pulse . . .
They so are.
Hey Set! You, me, Frenchy place on Lane, sometime next week?
(NOT flirting!!)
When it comes to flirting, I travel on the special bus...
sozobe wrote:They so are.
Hey Set! You, me, Frenchy place on Lane, sometime next week?
(NOT flirting!!)
Effen you mean La Chatelaine, o.k., sure. Have someone give me a jingle . . .
That Frenchy place.
OK.
Maybe PMs? I'm not overly keen on having people call for me. (Why it's taken me so dang long, sorry.)
OK, but you'll have to keep remindin' me . . . if there is to be no flirtin', yer only allowed to specify that fer yerself, otherwise, if it has a pulse and is female . . .
