Breaking Wind With Your Spouse

Being able to fart in front of your spouse and not have to hold it in is the best thing about being married.

They told me that this will never change for them, and it was obvious that the very topic was making them uncomfortable. They are not uptight people.

As long as you don't fart in the middle of oral sex. Unless you're a gay couple and then I suppose it's like potpourri

OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



i can not belive you started a thread on FARTING....


When you can confortably fart in front of your SO,
your honey moon is over.....

Oh....
by the way..

I can not only fart in front of Mr Wolf,
I sometimes get a good childish laugh from farting
under the blankets, and " shaking it out" while he is reading...

Well, it really struck me as bizarre that people who are married (or almost married) can't be themselves with each other.

I agree, that's a little weird.

Perhaps they have intestinal issues of which you are not aware.

Did they purposefully move next to a pile of burning tires?

We have contests.... I always win.

: bowing to boris :

I knew I liked you for some reason... ;-)

Mr. Kitten may be 6'5", but he farts like a girl.

Oh, and they even joke about farting in the band! Tip: don't feed beans to the drummer; he can't get up and walk away....

My wife works with a woman who claims to have never farted in front of her husband in the 30 some years they have been married including having 4 children.

We both think it is a bit odd.

I laughed so hard at that, I scared bean...
Mr Wolf tells me I can out-fart a trucker.. What ever that means.

I agree though, how can you go so long with out farting in front of your SO?
it isnt RUDE, it is just natural..
I can see if it bothers someone if you make a JOKE out of it.. then just dont joke about it..
but I cant see not farting just because it is embarassing?
You are going to be with this person for the rest of your life..Do you TRULY think you can pull that off? And why is it ok to TRY to pull that off?


::fart::
see... I dont care WHO sees me fart.

There is a time and a place for everything.

Sure is, and in my house, that's the time and place.

This is one of our big battles. My husband farts as loudly as he can, like there's no tomorrow. You can hear it reverberating thru the house. There's farting and then there's being foul and he's definitely in the foul category. And gives less than a fart about that. We bicker almost daily about this very thing. I, on the other hand, will leave the room if I need relief without an audience but I'll sneak a little harmless one in here and there, if need be. God forbid he catches me. Oh boy.

I figure it like this. Between me and my husband, just the two of us could solve the energy problem in this country. Now if someone could only invent a car that would run on the gas produced by farts, he would make a fortune.

Hee hee hee!

My husband is one of those let 'er rip people, lifts a butt cheek and everything. I think that's gross but also funny. At some point in my not particularly feminine girlhood I learned how to fart quietly and haven't really unlearned it (nor, I admit, do I want to). He almost never knows when I fart, but I don't NOT fart in front of him.

The kid's taking after him and thinks it's hilarious when she farts. ("Do you smell something..?") Oy.