Breaking Wind With Your Spouse

Has anyone ever tried "Beano"? It's supposed to counteract gas. (What a strange name for such a product. Or maybe not...) I was thinking of hounding my husband into trying it.

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eoe-not heard of Beaon and it is an odd name!

Bellla-We have a number of dairy free 'milks' over here, the best one ive found is called So Good.We have a health food shop nearby, suppose its worth looking if they have tablets that would help.

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It helps but doesn't make it 100%. You still gotta watch. It's just not as bad when you take the pills.

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Il try anything, Im sat here in serious discomfort after going a bit OTT yesterday on naughty naughty chocolate, I should have learnt by now!!

I took calcium tablets when I was first diagnosed, havnt taken them for a while, should i take them as Im sure Im lacking in certain things from not eating dairy?

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material girl wrote:

Il try anything, Im sat here in serious discomfort after going a bit OTT yesterday on naughty naughty chocolate, I should have learnt by now!!

I took calcium tablets when I was first diagnosed, havnt taken them for a while, should i take them as Im sure Im lacking in certain things from not eating dairy?

Probably. I'd talk to your doctor to get the amount you should be taking and what kind. Yes, there are different kinds and they work differently apparently.

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Thanks for the advice.Isnt it odd that we can discuss these kind of things with complete strangers!

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HA!

the frog in the furniture

Laughing

Natural body function
Laughing

why are farts so funny???

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I don't know but they are......let one rip and everyone around you struggles not to smile or laugh.

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not mine.
people around me struggle not to go DEAF.....?
<--- thunder britches..

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Can I have the last five minutes of my life back after slogging through five pages of this cr@p? Smile

My own fault, I guess....

There's a Mexican restaurant here that provides Beano on the table like it's sweetener....

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http://www.dotfart.com/

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DrewDad wrote:

Can I have the last five minutes of my life back after slogging through five pages of this cr@p?

Absolutly not..
welcome to the fart club.
Laughing

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I guessed correctly the number of farts. Very Happy

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DrewDad wrote:

There's a Mexican restaurant here that provides Beano on the table like it's sweetener....

Really? I wonder if it works? Or does the restaurant provide it as a prompt to eat more?

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My former in laws swore by Beano. They thought it was the best invention since sliced bread! I've never tried it myself. Mostly I am a morning tooter and awake before anyone else in the house is. Lucky for me, I get the wind blown away before anyone else wakes up! Smile

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So if beano stops you from having to fart...
where does it store the gas?

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shewolfnm wrote:

So if beano stops you from having to fart...
where does it store the gas?

In it's pockets. It then attaches itself to your poo and rides out without a sound.

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shewolfnm wrote:

So if beano stops you from having to fart...
where does it store the gas?

In my head maybe? Hence the term "airhead"? Laughing

Actually, I think it breaks the gas down into more "manageable, smaller" expulsions to avoid Mt. Vesuvius type eruptions. I'll have to check it out further and see exactly. Very good point. Smile

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Lady J wrote:

Actually, I think it breaks the gas down into more "manageable, smaller" expulsions .

.........
wha?
Burps?

ew

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shewolfnm wrote:

Lady J wrote:

Actually, I think it breaks the gas down into more "manageable, smaller" expulsions .
.........
wha?
Burps?

ew

Smaller, less noticeable farts, probably more frequent than a few big ones. Or exactly what Bella Dea said. Smile

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