My second wife used to like to fellate me while I took a dump, just to sort of steer back to the original premise.
Man was she a sport.
I get that reaction a lot.
is this why she is now an ex?
;-)
shewolfnm wrote:is this why she is now an ex?
;-)
Hell no, a jewel like that you don't let go willingly.
She found herself a rich doctor and gave me the boot.
blueveinedthrobber wrote:She found herself a rich doctor and gave me the boot.
while you were taking a dump?
In today's Boston Globe Science section there was an article about.... about... I can't remember, but it said that the average adult cuts loose 1 to 3 quarts of gas a day, usually in 10-20 bursts. Do you think that includes burps as well as farts?
If u cant fart in front of the person you love then your just not human!!
1 to 3 quarts? Good grief.
We discussed this over dinner, or rather over pre-dinner drinks. Why is the gas measured in quarts?
has to be a volume measure - so quarts makes sense
i think it is measured that way because of pressure?
PSI I mean?
>giggle<
or, can methane be converted to liquid?
HA!
then maybe, it was actually a QUART sized fart that was measured?
I dont know if the average ' quick' burp contains methane gas? You know the kind i mean. .. ones you feel go down and come right back up.
But the ones that ' brew' a while.. they may??
ok, but it makes one think of liquid..... which is really gross when discussing farts.
I used to get the kind you could measure in quarts but not since I quit binge drinking tequila if you take my meaning.
i dont WANNA take your meaning blue..
I can not image a quart fart..
: thinking:
nope.. cant do it
and I thought you were tough.
I am...
but this is YOUR farts im thinking about..
BIG diffrence.
so.. how does one measure a fart?
Can you use a scope?
Or a straw?
or you just tie one of those little ribbons to your a-hole..
if it flopps you have pressure.. !!
Glue a balloon to it.
If you fill it up, you have a quart.
ok, glueing a balloon I can see, but what would you actually tie a ribbon to?
