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Ladies: Sexually, which would you least want to do without?

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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Sun 13 Feb, 2005 05:47 pm
I've read through this entire thread and am shocked that there is not a single mention of the seldom used, but very versatile elbow.
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ehBeth
 
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Reply Sun 13 Feb, 2005 05:49 pm
Gus. Please.
There are young people here.
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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Sun 13 Feb, 2005 05:53 pm
Oh.... yeah. I forgot.
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paulaj
 
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Reply Sun 13 Feb, 2005 05:55 pm
ehBeth wrote:
Gus. Please.
There are young people here.

Don't worry about me, I'm FINE. I can take it!
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kickycan
 
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Reply Sun 13 Feb, 2005 05:56 pm
Oh, I got kick-ass elbow technique.
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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Sun 13 Feb, 2005 05:58 pm
I sometimes lubricate my elbow, run across the room, and do one of those wrestling bodyslam moves to the awaiting lady.

She will typically moan with desire and say, "Again, Gus...faster....faster."
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Ceili
 
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Reply Sun 13 Feb, 2005 05:59 pm
Remind me to stop pineing away for your special touch Gus. I think I'm cured.
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paulaj
 
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Reply Sun 13 Feb, 2005 06:00 pm
I heard, the elbow was the hardest part of the body, I really did. <snicker>
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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Sun 13 Feb, 2005 06:03 pm
Ceili wrote:
Remind me to stop pineing away for your special touch Gus. I think I'm cured


Don't kid yourself, Ceili. You want that elbow.

And you want it bad.
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Slappy Doo Hoo
 
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Reply Sun 13 Feb, 2005 07:40 pm
Gus takes the term "elbow deep" to another level.

If you girls love the penis so much, why is it when I walk up to you all, look you in the eye, down at my crotch, back to eye contact and say "it's not going to suck itself," I get so many dirty looks and drinks thrown at me?

Sincerely,
-Confused.
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Gargamel
 
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Reply Sun 13 Feb, 2005 08:14 pm
You can't be so passive, Slappy.

When you start talking to a girl, all she hears is "blah-blah-blah." She wants action. You need to get in there and start dry humping your way to her heart.
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paulaj
 
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Reply Sun 13 Feb, 2005 08:17 pm
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CalamityJane
 
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Reply Sun 13 Feb, 2005 08:38 pm
gustavratzenhofer wrote:
I sometimes lubricate my elbow, run across the room, and do one of those wrestling bodyslam moves to the awaiting lady.

She will typically moan with desire and say, "Again, Gus...faster....faster."


Spoken llike a true farmers boy. Those poor cows aren't spared with
anything. Crying or Very sad
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shewolfnm
 
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Reply Mon 14 Feb, 2005 11:28 am
paulaj wrote:
ehBeth wrote:
Gus. Please.
There are young people here.

Don't worry about me, I'm FINE. I can take it!




you mean,
an elbow will fit you ............THERE? Shocked
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paulaj
 
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Reply Mon 14 Feb, 2005 11:44 am
shewolfnm wrote:
paulaj wrote:
ehBeth wrote:
Gus. Please.
There are young people here.

Don't worry about me, I'm FINE. I can take it!




you mean,
an elbow will fit you ............THERE? Shocked

Let me clarify...elbow macaroni. :wink:

<wonders if sheW will buy it>
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shewolfnm
 
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Reply Mon 14 Feb, 2005 12:15 pm
Pffffft
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Debra Law
 
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Reply Mon 14 Feb, 2005 04:20 pm
MATURE
As a mature woman, I choose option No. 3.

I have my own hands and fingers.

Most men, despite their bragging, simply don't know how to use their tongues.

So I say . . . Give me the big dog. Specifically, I want my man's big dog. If he lost that . . . I would be doomed to a life of satisfying myself.

I hope the above was not too graphic nor offensive to the sensibilities of the shy crowd.
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BorisKitten
 
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Reply Mon 14 Feb, 2005 05:09 pm
Re: MATURE
Debra_Law wrote:
As a mature woman, I choose option No. 3.

I have my own hands and fingers.

Most men, despite their bragging, simply don't know how to use their tongues.

So I say . . . Give me the big dog. Specifically, I want my man's big dog. If he lost that . . . I would be doomed to a life of satisfying myself.

I hope the above was not too graphic nor offensive to the sensibilities of the shy crowd.


EXACTLY! Couldn't have said it better myself!

Kicky, are you surprised by your poll results? I'm not.

And I can't speak for other women, but all that talk about "It's how you wiggle your worm" is for men with penises resembling shirt buttons (erect: pencil erasers).

The Bigger, IMHO, The Better.
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kickycan
 
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Reply Mon 14 Feb, 2005 05:10 pm
Re: MATURE
Debra_Law wrote:
Most men, despite their bragging, simply don't know how to use their tongues.


Got any tips you'd like to share, in the interest of helping us out?
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Debra Law
 
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Reply Mon 14 Feb, 2005 05:39 pm
Re: MATURE
kickycan wrote:
Debra_Law wrote:
Most men, despite their bragging, simply don't know how to use their tongues.


Got any tips you'd like to share, in the interest of helping us out?


Well, now we're getting into an area that makes me blush.

I don't like the tongue. It's that simple. It doesn't give me what I want. I told you what I want. You don't believe me? ROFL
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