Ladies: Sexually, which would you least want to do without?

Slow news day, Kicky?

No, just trying to get some dirty dialogue going with the ladies...how about you?

I'm just here trying to learn things about the environment and delve into some of the current political issues.

Aaah, well then carry on. I'll be here trying to answer the REAL important questions that have plagued mankind since the dawn of time.

As far as your question, I would think most ladies would choose #1.

Here's my reasoning: Say the lady is riding in the car with her boyfriend and the car breaks down in a very rough part of town. The boyfriend will have to hitch-hike somewhere to get help, but if he didn't have fingers, or more importantly, the versatile thumb, hitch-hiking would prove to be a very formidable task. He certainly couldn't stick his tongue out to get a ride -- people would think he was being rude. And if he stuck his penis out he would be arrested.

That's my logic. We'll wait for the others to answer.

Well all I know, is if I had to choose what a girlfriend of mine had to keep, I couldn't go on if I was told she couldn't keep the Gary Coleman mask.

Then again, I could always just tape a picture of him to the headboard.

Gary Coleman. So hot.

The best part of a relationship is dialect, and that comes from the mind/head, and if there is any truth to- "Men always think with the wrong head", would #3 be my choice?

That was fun, sort of.

Would you mind terribly if I screwed your mind, Paula?

I hope my girlfriend never loses her penis.

Gus, I believe the term you're seeking is "skull-f#ck."

Do you happen to have a removable glass eye, Paula? This makes for easy access.

The conversation has suddenly eased into Slappy mode.

Hang on, people.... we're going for a ride.

< pondering the glass eye scenario >

Door number 3 for me. I have hands of my own, and can live without the tongue, but there's nothing that can replace a hot thick throbbing member.

And look who shows up. Are these the best ladies of A2K, or what?

Slappy's got some good advice. After all, the brain is the biggest erogenous zone, or so it's been said. Spicy tip: frontal lobe.

You screw with my mind all the time. I like it, feels good.

I could do without arms, legs, & tongue entirely, as long as the (preferably huge) penis is intact.

Joke: What do they call that useless skin around the penis?

A man.

Yes. Everytime I see an attractive man, I take my eye out, toss it to him, and then tell him- "You caught my eye!"

It's a catching pick up line.