Having stayed with the French "arm" of my family on many, many occasions, I can honestly say that they put the English to shame on many things.
They are much more family orientated, their diet is much healthier, their hospitals are better, they enjoy a healthy outdoor lifestyle (partly due to better weather), they do not moan as much as the English and can make a fantastic meal out of anything.
I have never noticed my sister in law having body hair, nor any other French lady, although I havent studied that subject too closely, for fear of spousal reprisals.
My brother used to miss England when he first moved over to France, but now says that he prefers the way of life over there, and loves the place.
He even says that their driving is getting better........
I'm not used to Miss England but I would like...
I'll get her phone number for you, Francis........
You'll do it for me LE?
I'm so grateful!
I'll take one of those Portuguese broads, Lord.
If you would be so kind.
You want to play "Sardines" , Gus?
If that is some sick and demented game that is played with Portuguese women, then, yes, I would like to play a few rounds.
Between gus and kicky, I'm not sure who I enjoy reading more. LOL
I prefer Gus, as he is an honest, straight talking Capybara Farmer. What you see is what you get.
Kicky, on the other hand.........
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I am SO in a quandry here.....
Targets include:
-the French
-the English
-Gus
-a Lord
-some sort of deviant behaviour (see points 3-4)
-giant Sth American rodents
..my 'Lock Onto Target' software is asking for a response. Do I choose them one at a time to make the pleasure last, or should I just take 'em all out in one big. fat orgasmic explosion and go to bed early??
Decisions. decisions.......
Pick on the Dutch.
They deserve it.
We already do . . .
Dutch treat means no treat at all, everyone pays their own way
Dutch courage means drunken courage . . .
Dutch uncle is someone who is not related, who gets you in trouble and then absconds . . .
For some reason, the Dutch were not well thought of in early America . . .
Cause we're no bloody good.
We always beat the Dutch in football.
Well, mostly always, at least.
Okay, sometimes mostly always.
Hey, you lost two world wars, you're allowed to win a soccer game every once in a while ...
I mean, since your head of state is a born Lippe-Biesterfeld, now von Amsberg, all of minor German nobility ...
dont care about that as long as you give us our bikes back!
Walter, stop being sadist...
