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Quit picking on the French

 
 
Walter Hinteler
 
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Reply Mon 25 Jul, 2005 09:51 am
The Nederlanders are known to like this.
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Francis
 
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Reply Mon 25 Jul, 2005 09:53 am
I have to put the red light...
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Walter Hinteler
 
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Reply Mon 25 Jul, 2005 10:02 am
... but afterwards we'll go in the Oude Kerk.
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ehBeth
 
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Reply Mon 25 Jul, 2005 10:10 am
Chai Tea wrote:
A long time ago I read that the french buy the smallest # of bars of soap per capita than, well, mabye not anywhere else, but are below most other countries


If they're buying French-milled soap they will need fewer bars of soap for the same amount of cleansing. It's a denser, soapier, soap. There's a reason it's so expensive.
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ehBeth
 
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Reply Mon 25 Jul, 2005 10:12 am
hmm, the Dutch.

Well, I always find their milk and butter a bit cheese-stinky. Does that count?
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Francis
 
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Reply Mon 25 Jul, 2005 10:13 am
Walter Hinteler wrote:
... but afterwards we'll go in the Oude Kerk.


Ah, La Vieille Eglise, il n'y a que ça de vrai!
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Francis
 
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Reply Mon 25 Jul, 2005 10:14 am
ebeth - right on the spot!
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Steve 41oo
 
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Reply Mon 25 Jul, 2005 10:16 am
Its because the French make denser more chockier chocky bars and consequently need the denser more soapier (lovely adjective.....or is it an adverb?) soap to clean up afterwards.
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Francis
 
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Reply Mon 25 Jul, 2005 10:19 am
Steve - But when you put chocolate over the body of your lover, you dont need soap, just lick...

But maybe I'm being too dense.
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Walter Hinteler
 
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Reply Mon 25 Jul, 2005 10:21 am
Double cream (eben better: treble cream) with strawberries is nice as well ...
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Steve 41oo
 
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Reply Mon 25 Jul, 2005 10:22 am
oh well of course that explain everything....I just thought ....

DO WHAT?
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Francis
 
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Reply Mon 25 Jul, 2005 10:24 am
Steve - I know you have not enough chocolate...
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ehBeth
 
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Reply Mon 25 Jul, 2005 10:25 am
::wrinkling nose at French chocolates::
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Walter Hinteler
 
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Reply Mon 25 Jul, 2005 10:26 am
We'll go through the park, Steve, and I'll show you the flowers, and the bees, and after a couple of Pils in the Jonathan you'll understand that - just wait until then.
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Francis
 
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Reply Mon 25 Jul, 2005 10:27 am
ehbeth - they are no good, he!
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ehBeth
 
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Reply Mon 25 Jul, 2005 10:30 am
French soaps, yes.
French fashions, yes.
French music, yes.
French manyotherthings, yes.

French chocolate, not so much. Unless it's a chocolat chaud in a bowl.

~~~~~~~

French-speaking men? Give me a double. Cool
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CalamityJane
 
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Reply Mon 25 Jul, 2005 10:30 am
wow, this thread has taken a sharp u-turn here, hasn't it?

By the way, if you lick that much chocolate, you're
liable to get sick.
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Steve 41oo
 
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Reply Mon 25 Jul, 2005 10:32 am
Just because the First test is over and your honorary membership of the society of cricket lovers is lapsed, there is no need to revert to being a typical Frenchman and suggesting unusual things that two people can do with chocolate.
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Walter Hinteler
 
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Reply Mon 25 Jul, 2005 10:36 am
I suppose, this thread shortly will be rated

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ehBeth
 
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Reply Mon 25 Jul, 2005 10:38 am
Unusual things?
Did I miss something?
Or does Steve only do "things" for God and country?
Confused
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