Was Pome stinking under the armpits?
Had Roman a beret?
Enjoy walking on the ice today, eh?
Both were simply delightful, or my tired a$$ isn't up until 6 a.m. No Berets, no strange odors and certainly no more arrogant than I. :wink:
OK people......listen up....in an attempt to bring this thread back in line, I will now post a joke that falls in line with the demands of this topic's requirements.
Voila.......
In a train carriage there was an Englishman, a Frenchman, a spectacular looking blonde and a frightfully gruesome fat lady. After several minutes of the trip the train happens to pass through a dark tunnel, and the unmistakable sound of a slap is heard.
When they leave the tunnel, the Frenchman had a big red slap mark on his cheek.
The blonde thought - "That Frenchy wanted to touch me and by mistake, he must have put his hand on the fat lady, who in turn must have slapped his face"
The fat lady thought - "That naughty Frenchman laid his hands on the blonde and she smacked him".
The Frenchman thought - "That Englishman put his hand on that blonde and by mistake she slapped me".
The Englishman thought - "I hope there's another tunnel soon so I can smack that Frenchy again"
Long time, no C, Lordofthewryremark . . . how's tricks?
Had a very sresssful couple of weeks, Set. The house buying has all fallen through and we are staying put.
I am back home for a couple of days, before taking my beautiful wife for a tour of hotel beds down on the South Coast.
Am stocking up on vitamins as I write.............
One can do the same by reversing the roles of the Frenchman and the Englishman.
But Englishmen are not supposed to have the guts to touch a beautiful blonde in a tunnel, eh?
Sorry to hear of your tribulations, Lordofthehorizontaldance, but i do hope your holiday is "restful" . . .
Francis wrote:One can do the same by reversing the roles of the Frenchman and the Englishman.
But Englishmen are not supposed to have the guts to touch a beautiful blonde in a tunnel, eh?
Not true, Francis.....I have touched a couple of blondes in "the tunnel" in my time.
Although.....they WERE asleep at the time, mind you..........
Lord Ellpus wrote:[they WERE asleep at the time, mind you..........
That's what I was saying, about guts!
