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Quit picking on the French

 
 
hamburger
 
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Reply Thu 28 Jul, 2005 04:41 pm
i think francis has ordered a "tasting menu", or is it a "amuse-bouche" (sp?). hbg
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hamburger
 
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Reply Thu 28 Jul, 2005 04:49 pm
"die lustige witwe" - "the merry widow"
(franz lehar)

a lesson for francis :
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DANILO, ZETA, ST. BRIOCHE, CASCADA, CHORUS

Ja, das Studium der Weiber ist schwer,
Nimmt uns männer verteufelt auch her!
Niemals kennt doch an Seele und Leib
Man das Weib, Weib, Weib, Weib, Weib!
Mädchen zart, Gretchenart, blondes Haar,
Mit dem treuesten Blauäugleinpaar,
Ob sie schwarz oder rot
oder blond sind gefärbt,
's ist egal, man wird doch gegärbt.
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Francis
 
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Reply Fri 29 Jul, 2005 12:33 am
hbg - Hinsichtlich der Frauen bin ich ein ewiger Student!
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Walter Hinteler
 
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Reply Fri 29 Jul, 2005 12:47 am
Well, this seems to be one of the most interesting subjects which males can study.

(I was exmatriculated in this discipline automatically at the Registry Office.)
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Francis
 
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Reply Fri 29 Jul, 2005 12:49 am
Needless to say, Walter...
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CalamityJane
 
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Reply Fri 29 Jul, 2005 09:17 am
Oh look! All of a sudden everyone is washing their
hands in innocence.
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Walter Hinteler
 
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Reply Fri 29 Jul, 2005 09:20 am
We are innocent.
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Francis
 
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Reply Fri 29 Jul, 2005 09:35 am
Very innocent...
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cicerone imposter
 
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Reply Fri 29 Jul, 2005 10:27 am
What's the difference between "innocent" and "very innocent?" Is it anything like "a little pregnant?" LOL
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Francis
 
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Reply Fri 29 Jul, 2005 10:35 am
CI - you know Germans want organise everything. So they created grades in innocence.

Very innocent is a little less culprit...
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hamburger
 
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Reply Fri 29 Jul, 2005 01:47 pm
i apply for the status of "most" innocent .
(how do we get from the subject "quit picking on the french" to the current content; things get "curiouser and curiouser" ). hbg
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hamburger
 
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Reply Fri 29 Jul, 2005 01:48 pm
i apply for the status of "most" innocent .
(how do we get from the subject "quit picking on the french" to the current content; things get "curiouser and curiouser" ). hbg
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hamburger
 
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Reply Fri 29 Jul, 2005 01:52 pm
is there an easy way for me to become "pope innocent hbg" ? that would trump all. hbg


http://arthistory.westvalley.edu/images/V/VELAZQUEZ/INNOCENT.JPG
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ehBeth
 
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Reply Fri 29 Jul, 2005 06:32 pm
hamburger wrote:
i apply for the status of "most" innocent .


Does that mean I'm the result of some sort of variant of immaculate conception? Shocked
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Setanta
 
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Reply Fri 29 Jul, 2005 07:17 pm
Oh, Mother of God, i hope not . . .
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Lash
 
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Reply Fri 29 Jul, 2005 07:20 pm
She's a virgin. Set, you are lazy.

<Don't look hamburger.>
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cicerone imposter
 
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Reply Fri 29 Jul, 2005 07:41 pm
Have you considered plastic surgery? LOL
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ehBeth
 
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Reply Fri 29 Jul, 2005 07:47 pm
Setanta wrote:
Oh, Mother of God, i hope not . . .


no no no

if hamburger is innocent, then I must be the daughter of God ...

and mrs. hamburger must be god ...




this explains soooooooooo much
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cicerone imposter
 
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Reply Fri 29 Jul, 2005 07:50 pm
Jeesh, if your parent is god, I've gotta stop using her name in vain. oooops!
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OCCOM BILL
 
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Reply Sun 31 Jul, 2005 04:56 am
I've just spent the night with a couple from France, Pome and Roman... who happened to close my restaurant last night, but were too entertaining to let leave. After several bottles of wine we found very little to agree on in world/U.S. politics, very little to disagree on regarding human politics and frankly I feel like a better, richer person for having met them. We exchanged emails along with the normal pleasantries and in a highly unusual step (for me at least) I asked each to register here before they left. Pome will be back in France in a couple days, while Roman is now living in Chicago. If we're all real, real lucky; they'll show up here (not necessarily this thread) and become part of the crowd. :smile: Life is good here in Cedarburg.
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