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Would you have sex with a midget?

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littlek
 
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Reply Tue 7 Dec, 2004 11:11 pm
<lilk quickly gets up and leaves the room, whistling as she goes>
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smorgs
 
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Reply Wed 8 Dec, 2004 12:07 am
Are you whisteling 'HI Ho' Very Happy
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DrewDad
 
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Reply Wed 8 Dec, 2004 12:59 am
YOU PEOPLE ARE SICK!

Funny, though.

Please continue.
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shewolfnm
 
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Reply Wed 8 Dec, 2004 10:06 am
You know WHY i would have sex with a midget???

All I would have to do is hold them with one band by the waist and treat them like a dildo....



( Insert freaky images _________ here. )
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smorgs
 
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Reply Wed 8 Dec, 2004 01:08 pm
Soft Cell had a record out in the 80's called 'sex dwarf' Smile
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Slappy Doo Hoo
 
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Reply Wed 8 Dec, 2004 02:09 pm
Shewolfnm, that's a great reason.

I'd prefer to use her head as a coaster for my beer while she stands and does her thing, there.
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Bella Dea
 
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Reply Wed 8 Dec, 2004 02:42 pm
Slappy Doo Hoo wrote:
Shewolfnm, that's a great reason.

I'd prefer to use her head as a coaster for my beer while she stands and does her thing, there.


they have beer holders in their heads!?!? Shocked
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jpinMilwaukee
 
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Reply Wed 8 Dec, 2004 02:55 pm
If any of you midgetphiles are in Milwaukee anytime soon... Lil' Lucy, the worlds smallest performer, is appearing at On The Border... Milwaukee's finest strip club (which isn't saying much by the way).
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Slappy Doo Hoo
 
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Reply Wed 8 Dec, 2004 03:03 pm
I saw a dwarf strip during amateur night once. Too damn funny.
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shewolfnm
 
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Reply Wed 8 Dec, 2004 03:13 pm
Slappy Doo Hoo wrote:
Shewolfnm, that's a great reason.

I'd prefer to use her head as a coaster for my beer while she stands and does her thing, there.



>shudder<

we think too much alike. That makes you creepy.


Another thing I would do with a midget.
Hang them from my bra by thier feet...sit down, and lean back.
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makemeshiver33
 
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Reply Wed 8 Dec, 2004 03:27 pm
HEHEHE........my thoughts exactly Shewolf!! Exclamation

ehBeth..I agree with you on the confidence it shows in a man to be with a taller women. But to me, I wouldn't care if he resembled Sam Elliot, Tom Cruise.....Jude Law, or any other sex symbol....he's SOL.

I just have this thing about looking down at men...(I know..wierd) Except...*coughing here..lol, when I should be looking down at them....lol I can make friends all day long, but there wouldn't be any attraction there. (Shallow) Shocked
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Bella Dea
 
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Reply Wed 8 Dec, 2004 03:29 pm
makemeshiver33 wrote:
I just have this thing about looking down at men...(I know..wierd) Except...*coughing here..lol, when I should be looking down at them....lol I can make friends all day long, but there wouldn't be any attraction there. (Shallow) Shocked


not shallow...just a woman who knows what she wants! :wink:
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shewolfnm
 
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Reply Wed 8 Dec, 2004 03:37 pm
I enjoy looking down on a man...
When I have my hands in his hair. ;-)
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makemeshiver33
 
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Reply Wed 8 Dec, 2004 03:41 pm
ohhhhhhhh YEAH.........STEER HIM BY THE EARS!

TY Kristie...
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Bella Dea
 
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Reply Wed 8 Dec, 2004 03:42 pm
the ears are for hearing ladies, not handles....wait, what am I saying? Shocked OUR ears are for hearing... Very Happy (it isn't like men use them for anything else anyway....might as well get a good use out of them Twisted Evil )
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makemeshiver33
 
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Reply Wed 8 Dec, 2004 08:58 pm
Ohh hell yeah, is what I'm saying.........HAHAHA
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CalamityJane
 
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Reply Wed 8 Dec, 2004 10:31 pm
No, I could not have sex with a dwarf. They're usually
not only vertically challenged.

No, no, I'm shallow and need a handsome guy next
to me.
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DrewDad
 
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Reply Wed 8 Dec, 2004 11:02 pm
Reminds me of a bumper sticker I saw the other day:

"Let go of my ears; I know what I'm doing."
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Ceili
 
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Reply Thu 9 Dec, 2004 12:08 am
Nope couldn't do it, I like my men tall,,.......but a twosome??? hmmm, has possibilities.
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Gargamel
 
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Reply Thu 9 Dec, 2004 12:41 pm
First of all, the correct terminology is "little people."

Show some respect.

Anyhoo, little people are in fact my ideal partners. You see, I'm hung like a candy corn, and in terms of proportion, sex with little people tends to even things out a little better.
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