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Would you have sex with a midget?

 
 
Reply Tue 7 Dec, 2004 02:49 pm
Simple question.

Don't answer with crap like "if I loved the person," or "I don't do one-night stands." If you don't believe in casual sex, just pretend like you do for a second.

I know I always joke about midget porn, and no, I don't have any attraction to them. It's a damn joke. I also joke about sodomizing my roomate with a zuchinni in his sleep, and that's only happened 4 times. But cjsha posted some dumb midget rodeo thread dedicated to me, and I thought, "would I REALLY bang a midget?"

I think I'll have to answer yes. I'd probably have to get a little drunk, but I believe I could pull it off.

Imagine telling your friends that story? Awesome.

So, would you rock a midget's world?
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shewolfnm
 
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Reply Tue 7 Dec, 2004 02:53 pm
yup
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Deep
 
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Reply Tue 7 Dec, 2004 02:55 pm
I can imagine that aperson suffering from such a terrible genetically inherited disorder may be hurt by this forum Crying or Very sad
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cjhsa
 
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Reply Tue 7 Dec, 2004 02:59 pm
Yeah, midget bowling can be painful for them too.
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Deep
 
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Reply Tue 7 Dec, 2004 03:04 pm
That's not nice. A2K came on recomendation as being 'fun'??????????
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Joahaeyo
 
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Reply Tue 7 Dec, 2004 03:07 pm
post a pic
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shewolfnm
 
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Reply Tue 7 Dec, 2004 03:08 pm
cjhsa wrote:
Yeah, midget bowling can be painful for them too.


Laughing Laughing
Any experience?
Laughing
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cjhsa
 
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Reply Tue 7 Dec, 2004 03:16 pm
A2K is fun. You just have to have a warped sense of humor sometimes.

http://www.avincent.demon.co.uk/images/mtoss.jpg
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Slappy Doo Hoo
 
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Reply Tue 7 Dec, 2004 03:22 pm
So deep, are you saying midgets are all "suffering?" Besides, what's the difference than asking this, or something like "would you bang a blonde?"

cjhsa, funny you post that picture. I swear, we have a polaroid on our fridge that is almost identical, of my roomate tossing Beetlejuice's girlfriend at a bar. He went to a bachelor party where they hired her, Beetlejuice, and High Pitched Eric. It's a hilarious picture.
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Joahaeyo
 
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Reply Tue 7 Dec, 2004 03:23 pm
midget bowling looks like fun
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Slappy Doo Hoo
 
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Reply Tue 7 Dec, 2004 03:28 pm
They did that with Beetlejuice's girlfriend too.
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Acquiunk
 
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Reply Tue 7 Dec, 2004 03:29 pm
There is a midget toss in the second pic of the Lord of the Rings trilogy.
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superjuly
 
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Reply Tue 7 Dec, 2004 03:38 pm
I'm with Deep on this one. I'd be offended, I think.
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Slappy Doo Hoo
 
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Reply Tue 7 Dec, 2004 03:51 pm
I didn't ask who's offended by the question.

I asked if you'd have sex with a midget.
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superjuly
 
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Reply Tue 7 Dec, 2004 04:30 pm
Just admit it. Will ya?
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cjhsa
 
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Reply Tue 7 Dec, 2004 04:34 pm
Admit what? That he has a thing for midgets?
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Steppenwolf
 
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Reply Tue 7 Dec, 2004 04:35 pm
Offensive? How are the little people supposed to find dates if we don't make clear who is and who isn't available?
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blueveinedthrobber
 
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Reply Tue 7 Dec, 2004 04:37 pm
I would and I have......I've had sex with a dwarf too.....plenty fun....
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blueveinedthrobber
 
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Reply Tue 7 Dec, 2004 04:38 pm
and if you're nice I'll tell about what happened once with an above the elbow amputee.... :wink:
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superjuly
 
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Reply Tue 7 Dec, 2004 04:41 pm
Rolling Eyes

Moral decay alert!!!
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