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Would you have sex with a midget?

 
 
Mr Stillwater
 
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Reply Tue 7 Dec, 2004 06:06 pm
Steppenwolf wrote:
Ah yes Mr. Stillwater, Doo v. Fleming, 539 U.S. 69 (2003). I get hot every time I read that case.


One of the few times that a Supreme Court judge led the 'neck-tie' party. If the other 6 hadn't been secret 'Munchkinophiles' ol' Slappy would have been a rather grusome addition to the statue of Law.
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Steppenwolf
 
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Reply Tue 7 Dec, 2004 06:31 pm
Mr Stillwater wrote:
Steppenwolf wrote:
Ah yes Mr. Stillwater, Doo v. Fleming, 539 U.S. 69 (2003). I get hot every time I read that case.


One of the few times that a Supreme Court judge led the 'neck-tie' party. If the other 6 hadn't been secret 'Munchkinophiles' ol' Slappy would have been a rather grusome addition to the statue of Law.


Did you ever get your hands on the unrated copy of that opinion? Wow! According to a section jointly written by O'Connor and Stevens, the "Federal Bench," despite mistaken common usage, actually refers to a discrete object, not unlike a love-seat. Apparently, the "Bar" also refers to a trapeze like apparatus in a secret dungeon below the Court. I won't ruin it for you, but it seems that gavels have multiple uses!
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littlek
 
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Reply Tue 7 Dec, 2004 06:55 pm
Back to the question - I'll answer: maybe.
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Slappy Doo Hoo
 
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Reply Tue 7 Dec, 2004 07:13 pm
Littlek, would you "maybe"(which means "yes" if drunk) do it for:

1) Novelty,
2) The goof,
3) Because maybe you're that horny at that time,
4) Because they had a great personality,
5) Because you're incredibly attracted to them?
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littlek
 
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Reply Tue 7 Dec, 2004 07:19 pm
1, 3, 4, and by 'them' in 5, do you mean dwarves in general, or the one I might do?
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Slappy Doo Hoo
 
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Reply Tue 7 Dec, 2004 07:26 pm
You can answer that any way your little heart desires....the one you're going to savage, or in general.
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littlek
 
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Reply Tue 7 Dec, 2004 07:30 pm
I don't have any particular thing for dwarves. But, if I were that attracted to a dwarf why wouldn't I have sex with him?
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Slappy Doo Hoo
 
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Reply Tue 7 Dec, 2004 07:32 pm
Well that was the whole jist of the question...could you have sex with a dwarf? Some people just couldn't do it.
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littlek
 
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Reply Tue 7 Dec, 2004 07:37 pm
oh. Well, I've never been in a situation where it's come up. I don't know if I've ever said anything more than excuse me as I was passing by to a dwarf.

What was the movie that came out a little while back about a guy ( a dwarf) who inherited a train station? That actor or character was really appealing.
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Mr Stillwater
 
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Reply Tue 7 Dec, 2004 09:32 pm
"The Dwarf that Inherited a Train Station"

'Appealing' New York Times
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littlek
 
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Reply Tue 7 Dec, 2004 09:34 pm
Geez, ya couldn't do a google search?

The Station Agent:
http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/hollywoodreporter/photos/2003/01/station_agent-film.jpg
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makemeshiver33
 
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Reply Tue 7 Dec, 2004 09:38 pm
Just think about this way LittleK, you could atleast pick him up by the ears and swap him up and down... :wink:
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littlek
 
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Reply Tue 7 Dec, 2004 09:41 pm
I'm thinking the height difference could be interesting.
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kickycan
 
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Reply Tue 7 Dec, 2004 09:43 pm
I think I saw that guy in a midget porn movie once.
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makemeshiver33
 
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Reply Tue 7 Dec, 2004 09:43 pm
LOL.....ohh yeah, I'm sure. :wink:
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makemeshiver33
 
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Reply Tue 7 Dec, 2004 09:44 pm
Even though I'd have to say NO about having sex with a midget. I have a thing about hieghts. I like men to be taller than me. I'm tall enough as it is.....short men, for some reason...no matter how good lookin' they might be, don't turn me on.
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dyslexia
 
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Reply Tue 7 Dec, 2004 09:50 pm
me either
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ehBeth
 
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Reply Tue 7 Dec, 2004 09:58 pm
Tall women, shorter men - can be a very sexy lookin' combo.

The confidence of those men is not to be doubted Cool
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Mr Stillwater
 
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Reply Tue 7 Dec, 2004 10:03 pm
Well, cut me off at the knees and start the whoopee machine!!
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ehBeth
 
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Reply Tue 7 Dec, 2004 10:08 pm
Feelin' confident, Mr. Stillwater?

I did get that 81, ya know. :wink:
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