Superjuly, I said in my original post I probably would. This isn't to offend anyone, it's a serious question. Damn, can't say anything these days.
BPB, I think I heard about the amputee, not sure about the midget/dwarf.
Slappy Doo Hoo wrote:Superjuly, I said in my original post I probably would. This isn't to offend anyone, it's a serious question. Damn, can't say anything these days.
BPB, I think I heard about the amputee, not sure about the midget/dwarf.
Slap, I've had sex with both a midget AND a dwarf...there's a difference....
I had sex with a midget once, or was I masturbating? Uh oh...too much information...
Midgets look like normal people, but little. Dwarves have odd body features, like big heads, and things out of proportion.
Perhaps the more pertinent question is "What hasn't BP had sex with?".
Dwarfism is usually a genetic condition related to one of the chondrodystrophies such as achondroplastic dwarfism. This category included individuals with normal body proportions, but with the characteristic ocular or palate changes. There are about 30 different types of congenital dwarfism. A pygmy is an anthropological term referring to a race in Southern Africa, all of whom are of small stature. It is occasionally used to indicate small size, but the accurate use is only in relation to one particular race of individuals. A midget is a loose term referring to an individual -usually in the lower 10% of height for age and not reaching further height. This individuals can be treated with growth hormone if caught in time
cjhsa wrote:Perhaps the more pertinent question is "What hasn't BP had sex with?".
Me... ah wait, that might have been him in the gorilla costume at the pay toilet last night.
Wait...I'm talking about dwarves then.
I had a girlfriend who was under 5 feet...she was probably a midget then.
I'VE BANGED A MIDGET!!!
Now bring on the dwarves.
So, just for the record, nobody here has had sex with a Pygmy but me, right?
That depends on whether a pygmy goat fits the bill.
How about a pygmy goat amputee?
Only after I was finished was it missing limbs.
<grimace> All I see is a wriggling pygmie torso and Steppenwolf licking his chops.
Slappy's the only man to watch the 'Wizard of Oz' with a HUGE hard-on during the Munchkin scenes.
huge, eh?
<gets a visual>
All you have to do is mention "Oompa Loompa" around Slapster and he's off the to the bathroom with his Astroglide.
Mr Stillwater wrote:Slappy's the only man to watch the 'Wizard of Oz' with a HUGE hard-on during the Munchkin scenes.
You have first hand knowledge of this?
Steppenwolf wrote:Mr Stillwater wrote:Slappy's the only man to watch the 'Wizard of Oz' with a HUGE hard-on during the Munchkin scenes.
You have first hand knowledge of this?
The estate of Victor Fleming scuessfully sued him in the Supreme Court to stop his 'private' screenings of the movie. Apparently there's an underground for this sort of thing and the Slap-Dog's a cult hero.
OMG! I've cracked up. My daughter calls her bf Oompa Loompa. The thought of those things makes me laugh.
I think his head is too big for his body---LOL!
Ah yes Mr. Stillwater, Doo v. Fleming, 539 U.S. 69 (2003). I get hot every time I read that case.
