I'm 26. How to approach a 40 year old woman?

Hold your domain Phoenix as somebody else would say.
I'll bet she's on another forum titillating others with a run-down on how she seduced a 26 year old on New Year's Eve

Uh, Phoenix, don't you think him posting this is a little anonymous? He's not listing any names, locations, ect.

He's saying "I had sex with a woman," not "last night, I picked up a girl named Jen Smith, from Springfield, MA, who's 25 years old and drives a black Camry."

Good for you, rodbogey, being in that situation is awesome.

To get back to the original question...to approach this woman, rather than showing her all the things you have, show her the one thing you have less of than an older man....wrinkles in your dick!!!! (except for this older bear of course)

Good point bear. I like to walk right up and say, "my nuts may be down to my knees, but NOT because they're saggy. AYE!!!"

I thought you lost one of your balls last night? You need to recant your statement "my nut", "not nuts"

Selling nuts! Hot nuts!
Anybody here wanna buy my nuts?
Selling nuts, hot nuts
I've got nuts for sale
Selling one for five, two for ten
If you buy 'em once, you'll buy 'em again
Selling nuts, hot nuts,
You buy 'em from the peanut man

Nuts! Hot nuts!
Anybody here wanna buy my nuts?
Selling nuts, hot nuts
I've got nuts for sale
They tell me your nuts is mighty fine
But I bet your nuts isn't hard as mine
Selling nuts, hot nuts,
You buy 'em from the peanut man

Nuts! Hot nuts!
Anybody here wanna buy my nuts?
Selling nuts, hot nuts
I've got nuts for sale
Ah, they tell me your nuts is mighty small
Best to have small nuts than no nuts at all
Selling nuts, hot nuts,
You buy 'em from the peanut man

(Instrumental break:)
Look what you can get cheap!
Only five cents boys!
Nice and brown, too!
Everybody's crazy about my nuts!

Selling nuts! Hot nuts!
Anybody here wanna buy my nuts?
Selling nuts, hot nuts
I've got nuts for sale
Now you see that man all dressed in brown
He's got the hottest nuts in town
Selling nuts, hot nuts,
You buy 'em from the peanut man

Selling nuts! Hot nuts!
Anybody here wanna buy my nuts?
Selling nuts, hot nuts
I've got nuts for sale
When a hog get hungry, he starts to grunt
When a man get hungry, he starts to hunt for
Nuts, hot nuts,
You buy 'em from the peanut man, I say
You buy 'em from the peanut man

Bear, there's a guy here in Boston that does that song, Little Joe Cook. I don't know if it's his song, but it's f'n hilarious watching him live.

Little Joe was big in the 50's. He had a hit with Peanuts...the old coot is still wowing 'em

Doug Clark and the hot nuts from around here have been doing it for years as well...big down here on the "Strokin" circuit..have you heard that one?

Strokin'




When I start makin´ love
I don´t just make love...
I be strokin´
That´s what I be doin´, huh
I be strokin´

I stroke it to the east
And I stroke it to the west
And I stroke it to the woman that I love the best
I be strokin´

Let me ask you somethin´...
What time of the day do you like to make love
Have you ever made love just before breakfast
Have you ever made love while you watched the late, late show
Well, let me ask you this
Have you ever made love on a couch
Well, let me ask you this
Have you ever made love on the back seat of a car
I remember one time I made love on the back seat of a car
And the police came and shined his light on me, and I said:
´I´m strokin´, that´s what I´m doin´, I be strokin´´

I stroke it to the east
And I stroke it to the west
And I stroke it to the woman that I love the best
I be strokin´

Let me ask you something...
How long has it been since you made love, huh?
Did you make love yesterday
Did you make love last week
Did you make love last year
Or maybe it might be that you plannin´ on makin´ love tonight
But just remember, when you start making love
You make it hard, long, soft, short
And be strokin´
I be strokin´

I stroke it to the east
And I stroke it to the west
And I stroke it to the woman that I love the best, huh
I be strokin´

Now when I start making love to my woman
I don´t stop until I know she´s sas-ified
And I can always tell when she gets sas-ified
´Cause when she gets sas-fied she start calling my name
She´d say: ´Clarence Carter, Clarence Carter, Clarence Carter
Clarence Carter, ooooh ****, Clarence Carter´
The other night I was strokin´ my woman
And it got so good to her, you know what she told me
Let me tell you what she told me, she said:
´Stroke it Clarence Carter, but don´t stroke so fast
If my stuff ain´t tight enough, you can stick it up my...´ WOO!

I be strokin´ Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!
I be strokin´

I stroke it to the east
And I stroke it to the west
And I stroke it to the woman that I love the best, huh
I be strokin´
I be strokin´ Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!
I be strokin´, Yeah!
I be strokin´

I stroke it to the north
I stroke it to the south
I stroke it everywhere
I even stroke it with my... WOO!

I be strokin´
I be strokin´ Ha! Ha!
I be strokin´

I love sunday hymns. I also like him's on sunday.

I like Sunday trim.

You like sunday in the gym! I'll bet.

I should be in the gym...I take the weekends off.

Sunday trim is better.

According to you, evrything is already shaved, have you stopped doing that?

Huh?

What I meant by "trim," is a noun, not a verb. I was calling a certain female bodypart "trim."

Thank you for asking, though.

Slappy- I dunno. I think that what I am reacting to is an attitude.

OK guys, how would YOU like it if the roles were reversed, and a woman on A2K was discussing her seduction of one of your compatriots? And what if she related her story as if the guy in question were an object to be used?

Panzade- This New Year's Eve........eh. But I could tell you a few from years past. And believe it or not, this old broad could tell a few that would light your ears up!

Slappy
I have never heard of a girls body part referred to as "Trim."

Where do you get these euphemisms? Have you been hangin' wit da homies?

Where you been Paula?...It's been "trim" for ages...

That was my point about her doing the same thing



In my short time here...there's one thing I've learned...Do NOT underestimate the Phoenix...