OK...here it is. The "lighter" side of John Roberts

I enjoyed reading some of his "snarkier" comments (culled from those boxes and boxes of documents from his Reagan years). Of course, I personally think he should be confirmed unanimously for his stance on Michael Jackson, LOL.
August 17, 2005
Nominee's Letters From 80's Show a Lighter Side of Work
By SCOTT SHANE
WASHINGTON, Aug. 16 - The reporters who have been poring over mountains of documents from Judge John G. Roberts Jr.'s past since his nomination to the Supreme Court are searching for intriguing tidbits, hints at his 20-year-old views on abortion and affirmative action.
But those rare morsels, which have repeatedly become headlines, float in a sea of far more mundane material, the daily labors of a junior lawyer in the White House in the mid-1980's.
What the young Mr. Roberts more routinely faced was the likes of Ramon L. Rivera, who surfaced in the latest batch of 5,400 pages of documents released this week.
Mr. Rivera wrote to the White House in September 1984 to inform the nation's leaders that he had learned that "all property in the U.S. has been placed in a trust." He followed up with 30 questions about this mysterious trust, including, "Why has this been kept a secret from we the people?"
It fell to Mr. Roberts, the summa cum laude graduate of Harvard and a standout at Harvard Law School, the erudite and ambitious former Supreme Court clerk, to set straight Mr. Rivera, of Los Angeles ("Where else?" was Mr. Roberts's exasperated aside in his memorandum on the matter).
"Please be advised that all property in the United States has not, in fact, been placed into a trust," Mr. Roberts wrote in a letter to be sent over the signature of his boss, Fred F. Fielding, counsel to President Ronald Reagan. "I do not know where you would have gotten such an idea."
He was less abrupt with a woman from Monrovia, Calif., who wrote a chatty belated Christmas card in February 1986 weighing in on "the Libyan situation" and proposing that Nancy Reagan run for president in 1988.
"She is well qualified and well liked by the voters if she dresses modestly," the writer, Mildred Muir, advised.
Mr. Roberts replied tactfully in a full-page letter over his own signature, "Mrs. Reagan has not expressed any interest in elective office, though I am certain she appreciates your expression of support."
No correspondent was too obscure to merit a reply, recalled Peter J. Rusthoven, who worked alongside Mr. Roberts for three years in the 80's as one of six lawyers with the title associate White House counsel. "We tried to give everybody a response," Mr. Rusthoven said.
Mr. Rusthoven, now a lawyer in Indianapolis, said the work was distinguished by the hourly alternation of the momentous and the trivial.
"In a day," he said, "you might work on a very important case from the Justice Department with serious policy implications. And then later, you'd be looking over the draft of a National Peach Month proclamation to make sure the subjects and verbs agreed and that it didn't go overboard on the merits of the peach."
Drafting replies to enthusiastic or confused citizens - or noncitizens like the African tourist who scrawled a complaint over 12 pages of motel stationery - was a staple of the position. Another, the documents show, was ruling on what gifts the president might safely accept.
A book, "Fluoride: The Aging Factor," passed legal muster, Mr. Roberts decided, despite the author's contention that fluoridation of public water supplies was "chronically poisoning over half of the population of the United States." So did a nostalgic still-life by a constituent of Senator Strom Thurmond of South Carolina, even though it depicted a can of Calumet baking powder.
"The painting hardly constitutes a commercial endorsement of Calumet baking powder, any more than Andy Warhol's Campbell's soup can did of Campbell's soup," Mr. Roberts wrote. "The can is depicted not because of the attributes of Calumet baking powder, but because the can, at least to the artist, evokes a bit of Americana."
Another day found the future Supreme Court nominee advising whether there was a legal problem with helping the Peanuts production of "This Is America, Charlie Brown" at the White House. Mr. Roberts gave his approval, but with a firm caveat that the president should turn down an invitation to appear with Charlie and Snoopy in the final scene.
"In sum," he wrote, "I must recommend against this proposed return to the president's previous career."
In the dusty boxes of documents are occasional glimpses of Judge Roberts's humor, with which Mr. Rusthoven said all the White House lawyers tried to leaven the drudgery of 60-hour workweeks.
In 1984, Mr. Roberts twice wielded his wit to stop other White House staff members from writing letters for Mr. Reagan lauding Michael Jackson for charitable work.
"I recognize that I am something of a vox clamans in terris in this area, but enough is enough," he wrote in a memorandum in June 1984, using the approximate Latin for "voice crying in the wilderness." He added, "The Office of Presidential Correspondence is not yet an adjunct of Michael Jackson's P.R. firm."
Three months later, Mr. Roberts was batting away a new request. "I hate to sound like one of Mr. Jackson's records, constantly repeating the same refrain, but I recommend that we not approve this letter." He noted that a press report said that some young fans were turning from Mr. Jackson "in favor of a newcomer who goes by the name 'Prince.' "
Mr. Roberts asked, "Will he receive a presidential letter?"
The next year, Mr. Roberts was consulted about a plan to have the president write St. Patrick's Day greetings to the Irish ambassador under a special letterhead reading "An Teach Ban," Gaelic for "The White House."
Mr. Roberts had no legal objection. But he strongly advised that the translation be verified. "For all I know it means 'Free the I.R.A.,' " he added, referring to the Irish Republican Army.
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