I like MuzikQueen's signature. Good luck finding something and I hope you also found something to smile about.
Nimh, that joke is very funny. I'm trying to memorize that last line; I think it could come in very handy. Is this pronunciation about right?
Vant dee ver-eld es een grot'e kloit'e-zoy'e
enn ve ga'an all-e-mal na'ar dee szo'de'my'ter.
Sozobe -- A mouse vagina? Did she see Stuart Little? (not that he had one but.....)
This is a neat thread!
My smile for the day so far was my new couch that arrived today!
Yay new couch!
No, it wasn't Stuart Little. I dunno what she was thinking. It was... small.
I am about to be hauled away by the bad mother police, though (or at least get a citation), because I laughed at that so much that she's been very encouraged and is now using it as a synonym for small, in general.
"No, that fort's too big, I want a mouse vagina fort." ACK.
Trying not to react anymore.
Wow! Big time smiles! I just got fantastic pictures of Beedle and his lady.
What a great looking pair.
Piffka wrote:Nimh, that joke is very funny. I'm trying to memorize that last line; I think it could come in very handy. Is this pronunciation about right?
Vant dee ver-eld es een grot'e kloit'e-zoy'e
enn ve ga'an all-e-mal na'ar dee szo'de'my'ter.
Eh ... would love to help you out but writing in phonetic English is very difficult for me!
"een", in any case, is pronounced "ayn" (to an Englishman, that is, I guess - "ayn" sure looks strange to me ..), not "een". And "de" (as in, "naar de sodemieter"), is more "duh" than "dee".
Having a ton of time to knock around A2K today is making me smile! Sozlet has pretty much given up naps, (maybe once a month), but today she declared she wanted to go to sleep, and took a 3-hour doozy. Then woke up in a good mood, and is playing happily on her own.
Didn't know when she would wake up, so didn't really do anything useful, fun to just goof around, everything after an hour was an unexpected gift.
Was eating lunch today and my 'permanent' toof crown came loose. It manages to come unglued about every 3 or 4 years, glad I was eating alone cuz it ain't pretty.
Anywho, I drive to my dentist and unbeknownst to me their office was closed from noon til two, aarrghh!
Finally got in there and got it glued back, so I can smile and show my teef again.
There's a smile in one of these......
Pity the poor insomniac dyslexic agnostic. He stays up all night
wondering if there really is a dog.
Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's
too dark to read. (Groucho Marx)
My best friend ran away with my wife, and let me tell you, I really
miss him. (Henny Youngman)
The two most beautiful words in the English language are...Check
Enclosed. (Dorothy Parker)
Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.
(Mark Twain)
I tell ya, I get no respect from anyone. I bought a cemetery plot.
The guys said, "There goes the neighborhood!" (Rodney Dangerfield)
Only 11 times in history when the "f" word was acceptable.
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Beautiful, sunny day, about 70 deg., driving to work in no hurry, just admiring the view and appreciating it:)
Seeing the forum still going strong
Tyrius--That one always makes me smile too.
The people who live in the condo upstairs set off the back-hall fire alarm often. It's going again tonight. What made me smile is that my cat Screech is trying to alert me to this problem. He comes to me, meowing and then looks to the back hall. I actually rely on him more than my dog to hear any suspicious noises.
LK, just one of the wonderful things that happen when you have pets!
I'm in awe!
<chuckle> They get themselves one of those George Foreman cookers for Christmas?
Upsetting a religious whacko so much that he decided to leave the forum. Only took me two sentences.
Rae and myself shopping .... going from aisle to aisle, trying not to hit the other people with our cart, she looked at me and we just laughed because neither one of us loves to grocery shop, and we had that look on our face, I just knew what she was thinking ... LET ME OUTTA HERE!!!
