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What made you smile today?

 
 
chai2
 
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Reply Sat 28 Jul, 2018 07:20 am
@farmerman,
A great story indeed.
Walter Hinteler
 
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Reply Sat 28 Jul, 2018 09:58 am
@chai2,
https://i.imgur.com/wWb1rWGl.jpg

Quote:
Police in the northern German city of Kiel said on Saturday that they were struck by one of their strangest traffic violations yet: a naked man, cycling at an impressive 47 kilometers per hour (29 miles per hour) in a 30 zone.

Wearing only shoes, the man was caught by a speed camera at about 11:30 pm local time, heading in the direction of downtown Kiel on the evening of July 21st, a Saturday.

The incident came as Germany is dealing with an unprecedented heatwave.

Luckily, as the local Kieler Nachtrichten noted, the man is not going to have to pay his speeding ticket — as his identity remains unknown.
(dw
chai2
 
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Reply Sat 28 Jul, 2018 11:04 am
@Walter Hinteler,
He wasn't naked.

I clearly see shoes and socks.
farmerman
 
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Reply Sat 28 Jul, 2018 01:55 pm
@chai2,
yes but he aint wearing a HELMET, so he must be from PA.
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realjohnboy
 
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Reply Sun 12 Aug, 2018 07:22 pm
I learned a new word today: allofeeding,
It refers to the male bird of a species putting food into the mouth of a female. It occurs during courtship as a signal that the guy is a loving and caring potential mate, and also after breeding.
There are two pair of cardinals that regularly visit my feeders. One is an older couple, looking a bit like a middle-aged couple. The male placed seed after seed in his lady's beak. She seemed to appreciate it. But there was no real romance involved, as in "Honey, look! I peeled you a grape."
Then there is the younger couple. He is darned handsome and he knows it. When I watch him I can't help thinking of Narcissus, the lad who gave us the word that seems to be thrown about a lot lately.
He is a brilliant red and for awhile had a yellowish hue on his wings which, when folded, formed a V on his back. It looked neat, resembling the V logo for UVA's sports teams.
Alas, he is easily distracted. He gives a seed or two to his girl friend but then he flies off. Yesterday he repeated this several times. I found out today that the NFL's Arizona team was playing on television. He probably was watching that game and he would return to her during commercial breaks.
Ragman
 
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Reply Mon 13 Aug, 2018 07:57 am
@realjohnboy,
That could be considered a cardinal sin, couldn't it?

As for Allofeeding, my ex-wife was into holistic nutrition and alternative medicine. She often would feed me these weird concoctions. One of them was a cocktail that had Aloe juice in it. Hence our marital status became EX.
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Builder
 
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Reply Fri 17 Aug, 2018 09:32 pm
Picking perfect tomatoes from a plant that grew itself.
cicerone imposter
 
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Reply Fri 17 Aug, 2018 11:20 pm
@Builder,
My sister called to say we're having a sibling luncheon again soon.
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chai2
 
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Reply Tue 21 Aug, 2018 09:31 pm
Dinner at nice Italian restaurant in SMA. 3 entrees, 2 salads, 2 desserts, glass on wine and 2 soft drinks....about $50. Best eggplant parmigiana I have ever had.

Tell me again why I should come back?
izzythepush
 
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Reply Wed 22 Aug, 2018 12:43 am
@chai2,
You left the oven on?
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chai2
 
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Reply Sun 26 Aug, 2018 07:53 pm
70 degrees F right now. Will be a low of 55.
chai2
 
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Reply Mon 27 Aug, 2018 01:16 pm
@chai2,
Finally found a butter in Mexico that actually tastes like butter. Lurpak is the brand. Not the best but much better than anything else I’ve tried.
margo
 
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Reply Tue 28 Aug, 2018 02:35 am
@chai2,
Danish butter in Mexico? Wow!
chai2
 
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Reply Tue 28 Aug, 2018 07:57 am
@margo,
Oh yeah. They got indoor plumbing and everything.

People gotta stop thinking Trumps fantasy is all there is.
chai2
 
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Reply Tue 28 Aug, 2018 08:36 am
@chai2,
There’s a PetSmart at a little center down the Calle from me. I bought some Hills Science Diet Jerky Mini Strip doggie treats for my neighbors dogs, Joch and Mika. They only get 1 a day from me.

Yesterday I left the house with 2 in my hand in case they were around. They weren’t, but my other neighbor Johnny from Mexico City was, so we chatted. He glanced at my hand and I said “these are for Mika and Joch, but don’t tell Marianna”

He leaned in an whispered “I got the same ones. Don’t tell Marianna” Very Happy

Joch says Marianna doesn’t have to know everything, and Mika agrees.
ehBeth
 
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Reply Tue 28 Aug, 2018 09:52 am
@chai2,
Are those treats the dogs are allowed to have?

I'm sure you mean well but please don't give them treats without letting the owners know. A friend's dog just ran into some serious medical difficulties because of something like this. Sad
chai2
 
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Reply Tue 28 Aug, 2018 12:02 pm
@ehBeth,
They’re fine with treats. I see Marianna and her husband giving them the same ones. I know what you’re saying though.

When I bought the house it was just the shell. No doors or windows. Joch and Mika used the place as their private fort. When I’d pull up they would pop their heads out an upstairs window then rush downstairs to “guard” the gate. The triplex of townhouses are behind a gate and secure wall so they have the run of the entire property. I often leave the door open so they can come in and out as they please. The owners know about that and are fine with it. i’m sure they are relieved that both neighbors like their very well behaved dogs.

Misbehaving dogs are not tolerated here. Most places, even in Centro, dogs are allowed to roam at will, and are very street smart as far as traffic, etc. They don’t form packs and are amazingly docile. They aren’t pampered, but they aren’t mistreated or neglected either. If you see a dog on a lease 8 times out of 10 it’s a gringos.

It isn’t until you get out into the country where you start to see animals that are hungry and ignored. It’s a different culture.
McGentrix
 
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Reply Tue 28 Aug, 2018 01:06 pm
@chai2,
chai2 wrote:

Oh yeah. They got indoor plumbing and everything.

People gotta stop thinking Trumps fantasy is all there is.


How's the tap water though?
chai2
 
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Reply Tue 28 Aug, 2018 02:40 pm
@McGentrix,
Great. I shower in it every day.

There a 42 meter long fresh water pool about 10 miles from my house that I try to get to most days. It’s fed from underground thermal springs. The pool is so big the heat dissipates enough that it’s not too hot to swim. 19 laps makes about a mile. Next to it is a I’d say 400 sq foot hot tub that gets nice and hot. There’s a cold pool next to that but I don’t go in that. Some do after the hot water.

The water in the pipes doesn’t stain the toilets or sinks or anything, and is clean and clear.

For drinking everyone does use bottled water, which is cheap and plentiful. Don’t know what would happen if one drank it, but since Mexican friends don’t, I’m not curious to find out. I’ve never heard of anyone getting sick, so I’m thinking it’s a combination of safety, taste and habit.

But, you already knew that everyone drinks bottled water in Mexico, didn’t you?

It’s raining cats and dogs all of a sudden.
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izzythepush
 
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Reply Tue 28 Aug, 2018 05:20 pm
@McGentrix,
Heard of a place called Flint?
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