@ossobuco,
Do you charge for entry, Osso?
Sounds better than the nocturnal house at London Zoo.
When my lad was doing things with a coral reef in deepest, darkest Indonesia, they were billeted in a run down ex colonial mansion which the jungle was trying to reclaim.
The boys toilet was a large pot on the floor next to a once grand fireplace. The first time he used the loo, he thought that the three foot lizard on the mantel piece was an old Victorian ornament, until it turned its head towards him.
You see, men can't easily stop mid flow, so they stared at each other for a further fifteen seconds or so before he could make a quick exit.
Over the following month, they got to know each other very well.