@djjd62,
My friend telling me about watching this American police reality show in which this cop stops a woman who is wearing sunglasses and he says to her, 'Ma'am please remove your eyeware.'
She refuses to do it so he says again, 'Ma'am, I have to insist you remove your eyeware.'
She still refuses to do it and then my friend says in this very convincing American cop type voice that the guy says something like, 'Ma'am if you don't remove your eyeware I will be forced to shoot you.'
And because I wasn't really listening, I say, 'Oh my god - he really said he'd shoot her if she didn't remove her eyeware?'
And then my friend starts laughing and says, 'No, I made that up to see if you were listening. The funny thing is, you actually believed a cop in America would say he'd shoot a woman for not removing her eyeware.
The use of the word 'eyeware' is what made it sound so real I think.
Anyway - I'm laughing at myself for falling for it.