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What made you smile today?

 
 
tony82
 
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Reply Fri 4 Sep, 2009 04:34 am
My brilliant job! Smile
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littlek
 
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Reply Sun 6 Sep, 2009 07:54 pm
My aunt has just scanned, translated, annotated a huge collection of correspondence between my family members and their friends - mostly from the 19302 and 1940s. Many of the original writing was in Italian. But, as most immigrant Americans do, our family added in some English words. Often the words were learned here, but spelled a la Italiano. Some examples (so you all can smile too):

"Capolo" for couple of
"Sei" and "Sa" for say
"Don Forghette" for don't forget
"Cippe nebar" for cheap neighborhood
"Icrime palor" for ice cream parlor
"Chesciere cecca" and "Moni ordere" for cashiers check and money order

and my three favorites:
"In came tex bord" for Income Tax Board
"Beche iarda" for backyard
"Cichen pachis" for chicken pox
aidan
 
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Reply Mon 7 Sep, 2009 02:54 am
@littlek,
Yesterday someone asked me what roasts we were having and I was very busy and hurried and I said 'Borf and peek' instead of pork and beef. My daughter and I almost fell on the floor laughing- the poor people who were trying to order were looking at each other like, 'these crazy Americans- they really DO speak another language'.
I told my friend about it last night and he said, 'Next week you'll have to say, 'Lork and pam' instead of pork and lamb.
I know that's all that'll be in my brain and what I'll say despite myself.

Another thing that made me smile yesterday - a little boy came in with his family - mom, dad, brother and two cousins. I was talking quite a lot to the older brother because he reminded me of one of my son's friends at that age (12) and he was very articulate and interesting and I had asked him his name, which was James - which I told him is my brother's name- and the little brother piped in and said, 'My name is Sean'. I said, 'Oh, that's a nice name' and he said, 'Aren't you going to ask me what my middle name is?' So I did, and he said, 'It's a sad middle name. It's Riddock. It's sad because it's the name of my father's brother who died before he was even born.'
This little boy couldn't have been more than four years old. What an empathetic and intelligent little treasure he is.
He not only made me smile - he made my whole day.
alex240101
 
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Reply Sun 13 Sep, 2009 10:37 am
@aidan,
Neat stories aidan.

Seeing a girl three or four years of age, in a pink dress, bow and all, playing in a muddy ditch, behind her parents back. I was driving by, so did not get to see parents look upon discovery.
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sozobe
 
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Reply Tue 15 Sep, 2009 09:13 am
This boobie mushroom post:

http://thebloggess.com/?p=4069#comments
FreeDuck
 
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Reply Tue 15 Sep, 2009 09:18 am
President Obama called Kanye West a jackass. Made me laugh out loud.
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dyslexia
 
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Reply Tue 15 Sep, 2009 09:21 am
@sozobe,
Quote:
I’m totally like Eva Peron right before she got cancer.
Rockhead
 
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Reply Tue 15 Sep, 2009 09:23 am
@dyslexia,
yeah, soz made me smile too, dys...
JPB
 
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Reply Tue 15 Sep, 2009 09:27 am
@Rockhead,
me too. I've already forwarded the link to a few folks.
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Aldistar
 
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Reply Tue 15 Sep, 2009 07:20 pm
We got APPROVED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm dancing a jig in my living room. We get the keys to the new place Oct. 20th!

It's such a nice place! Not fancy, but I am less than 5 miles from work and less than 2 miles from the lake! The place is so peaceful and nice! Plus it's a townhome apartment so I don't have to worry about upstairs and downstair neighbors!!

Oh, I cannot WAIT to get out of this hellhole and live amongst decent surroundings again!

YAAAAYYYYYY!!!!!!!
JLNobody
 
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Reply Tue 15 Sep, 2009 08:22 pm
@Aldistar,
YAAAAYYYYY!!!!
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JLNobody
 
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Reply Tue 15 Sep, 2009 08:22 pm
@Aldistar,
YAAAAYYYYY!!!!
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JPB
 
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Reply Tue 15 Sep, 2009 08:23 pm
@Aldistar,
YAAAAYYYYYY!!!!!!!
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cicerone imposter
 
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Reply Tue 15 Sep, 2009 08:30 pm
YAAAAYYYYYY!!!!!!!
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Aldistar
 
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Reply Tue 15 Sep, 2009 09:15 pm
LOL Wow, thanks everybody! Smile
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Roberta
 
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Reply Wed 16 Sep, 2009 03:32 pm
I went to the hospital clinic today. The wait was under two hours!!!!

The last two times I went to this clinic the waits were over four hours. I got out and still had the afternoon ahead of me. Free.

What did I think as I was leaving the hospital? Somebody musta made a mistake. Smiled as I stepped out the door.
spendius
 
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Reply Fri 18 Sep, 2009 06:09 pm
@Roberta,
A five year old girl whose Mum counted to five with absolutely no effect. Twice.
realjohnboy
 
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Reply Fri 18 Sep, 2009 06:13 pm
@spendius,
In the U.S. moms count to 3, also with no effect in most cases.
spendius
 
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Reply Fri 18 Sep, 2009 06:19 pm
@realjohnboy,
They do advanced arithmetic here.
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JPB
 
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Reply Fri 18 Sep, 2009 06:37 pm
http://able2know.org/reply/post-3762263
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