When I was walking home from the park today I had the good fortune of being behind a girl with the tightest workout pants I've ever seen. I mean those buttocks were painted in those things. The ass crack was outlined in such a way that there was nothing left to the imagination at all. I swear, I could have easily wedged a piece of paper at least two inches into that butt crack. But that's not the part that made me smile. Gawk and yearn, yes, but smile, no.
Anway, I was walking behind her for a few blocks (I may or may not have changed my route in order to stay on that fortuitous path), and the part that made me smile was seeing every guy that she passed become instantly struck dumb--mouth open, eyes staring--much like a zombie. It was great. Not as great as that ass, but I had to smile. I felt a real beautiful kinship with my fellow man during that little walk.