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What made you smile today?

 
 
littlek
 
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Reply Mon 13 Dec, 2004 07:03 pm
I'm smiling because I've just remembered I still have half a gallon of micro-brew ale in the fridge!
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ehBeth
 
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Reply Mon 13 Dec, 2004 07:07 pm
Did you half some already?

:wink:
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rystall79
 
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Reply Mon 13 Dec, 2004 07:10 pm
I bought this button. It says:

"I've got a fever and the only prescription is more cowbell!"

Very Happy
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littlek
 
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Reply Mon 13 Dec, 2004 07:18 pm
Beth, you're fast!

Rystall - cowbells? Hmmm, is it Motley Crue withdrawal you're suffering from?
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rystall79
 
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Reply Mon 13 Dec, 2004 07:26 pm
Go here to watch the Christopher Walken Cowbell sketch!

Soooo funny!
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littlek
 
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Reply Mon 13 Dec, 2004 07:38 pm
HAHA! That's is genius!
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danni-lee
 
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Reply Mon 13 Dec, 2004 08:10 pm
*amused*, i want one of those buttons now, lol
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rystall79
 
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Reply Mon 13 Dec, 2004 08:42 pm
I got it at hot topic.

Unfortunately, I didn't see any on www.hottopic.com or eBay.

I guess it was just a lucky find.


I need more cowbell!!!

Cluck! Cluck! Cluck! Cluck! Cluck! Cluck! Cluck! Cluck! Cluck!
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Ticomaya
 
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Reply Tue 14 Dec, 2004 06:39 pm
At work they've replaced one of the public restroom urinals with a new unit that does not use water, touting its new technology, and boasting that it will save 40K gallons of water a year. I'm not sure how it works without water.

Today it had an "Out of Order" sign on it. Made me chuckle.
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cicerone imposter
 
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Reply Tue 14 Dec, 2004 06:45 pm
Ya need more urine to make it work. Tis a pisser isn't it?
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Ticomaya
 
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Reply Tue 14 Dec, 2004 06:51 pm
Ya, tis a stand-up pisser. Seems like it'd have a lot of germs without the water flushing it out. Not sure how/why it broke. As you said, maybe not enough urine?
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cicerone imposter
 
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Reply Tue 14 Dec, 2004 07:12 pm
All we need now is a 'clapper' to make it work. Wink
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PamO
 
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Reply Wed 15 Dec, 2004 04:46 pm
yesterday: I know a homeless lady named Regina at the park...sweet lady. Yesteday I told her I was going for a coffee...did she want some? She says "yeah and can you make it a double vanilla latte?...grande."

today: guy running at the park...super built and obviously very proud of himself. It was all of 35 degrees this morn and he's got on spandex pants, gloves, weight belt, and a tee shirt that he had cut into a tiny, bitsy, tank. The front dipped all the way to his belly button, as did the back...for extra flair, he had let one spaghetti strap fall from his left shoulder and drape his arm as he ran past. This is the stuff dreams are made of. (NOT REALLY)
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PamO
 
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Reply Wed 15 Dec, 2004 05:30 pm
hmmm, how 'bout this one...

We have dog whom sometimes sheds small "nuggets" of Sh@t. ok, that being outed, we also have hard woods throughout home which perfectly disguise said nuggets. Once, a super elegant friend speared a Robby nugget with her stillettos. It was not funny at that time.

One day while cleaning house for hubby right before he gets home from hard day at office, I thought it smart to suck up some Robby nuggets with Shop Vac instead of picking them up...poor decision.

The house smelled of warm dog sh%t for hours instead of just plain dog Sh&t.
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potaco
 
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Reply Wed 15 Dec, 2004 07:48 pm
my roommate (i'm in college) watching Power Rangers episodes for 4+ hours
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nimh
 
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Reply Tue 21 Dec, 2004 10:29 pm
last night my "circus techniques" class made me smile ...

i succeeded in making one o'them plates (plastic, mind you) spin on top of a pointy stick ...

hey, its a beginners course ... Razz
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CalamityJane
 
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Reply Tue 21 Dec, 2004 11:47 pm
I had to laugh out loud when kicky said, that dyslexia's
Porsche is in actuality a Pinto Mr. Green
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cicerone imposter
 
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Reply Tue 21 Dec, 2004 11:56 pm
dys' Porsche is a 'real' Porsche. I've seen it driving around in San Francisco earlier this year. Wink
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shewolfnm
 
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Reply Wed 22 Dec, 2004 01:41 pm
this is pretty cute.
it deserved a smile from me today.

http://profiles.yahoo.com/orodshayesteh
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JoanneDorel
 
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Reply Wed 22 Dec, 2004 02:35 pm
We bought our christmas tree and are going to decorate it tonight.
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